Pooped Pants thread

[livnxxxl]

RE: Pooped Pants thread (brought to you by no other than type1kirk a Mego Museum exclusive) hahaha


Why do some say take a pee when you are actually leaving one?

[livnxxxl]

How about "gotta run" or "lets run down to.." Knowing good and darned well most of us will not be "running" anywhere without our car keys.

[SUP-Ronin]

Why do we say "Get on a plane" when you actually get in it?

Good question.
Also get on the Bus. vs Get in the Bus
We don't say, get on the House, but get in the house. So it isn't a size issue.
Others:

Snakes on a plane.
Get in the car.
Get with the program.

[mitchedwards]

why is it people are in the movies, but on television?

[Adam West]

Not really.
To me, "pooped his pants" sounds like he ate his pants and then pooped them out --- perhaps while wearing a different pair of pants

We also say "he wet his clothes". It's wet inside and out but we don't specify where.

[ScottA]

One of my favorites is " Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway"?

[Adam West]

Why does sour cream have a "use by" date?

[LadyZod]

I think both version are correct as they each describe a different action.

When you poop in your pants, you imply that yes, you had a bowel movement in your pants.

When you poop your pants, you imply that you have soiled your pants. You have made your pants dirty by the act of having a bowel movement.

So yes, you pooped in your pants and thereby pooped your pants.

The End.

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[cjefferys]

I poop crayons.

[RG]

man I've used both terms along with many others meaning the same thing

[lepage]

I think both terms are outdated!
I believe the current politically correct term is "released the brown trowser snake"

[The Bat]

I think I Sharted...just by reading this thread!

[Surfsup]

"Shat my pants" or "bricked it" are favourites, followed closely by "touching cloth". I've never used pooped, I guess it's more of an American word.

[mitchedwards]

I think I Sharted...just by reading this thread!

I learned a new word today

[Dave Mc]

Britches is a good substitute for pants.