Kryptonians, Superman, Metropolis reduced to rubble...

[Hector]

...THOUSANDS DEAD!!!

During all this time?

WHERE THE HELL WUZ THE CAPED CRUSADER?

Cowarding under a table?

Please explain yourself, Mr Wayne...

[Operation:Mego]

[ctc]

>WHERE THE HELL WUZ THE CAPED CRUSADER?

Batman's so awesome he doesn't sweat the small stuff and left it for Supes to deal with. To help build his confidence.

Don C.

[Hector]

Nah, he was under his Bat Table...he wanted no part of General Zod, lol.

[sprytel]

He was going Last Tango in Paris with Catwoman.

I'd say he has his priorities straight.

[Earth 2 Chris]

HE'S AT HOME, A-WASHIN' HIS TIGHTS!!!




Chris

[Bruce Banner]

The Bat was taking care of things in Gotham. Metropolis ain't his turf.

[enyawd72]

He lost his battle with throat cancer.

[MIB41]

I think Bats was too wrapped up in talking to Silent Bob about "chasing Amy"...

[LadyZod]

Superman walks out after the Zodicide, and Batman was all like: "SNAP! Boyscout got yo' numba, brah."

Then Superman took down the Wayne Industries satellite, and Batman was all like:
"Oh hells no! I was watching that! ALFRED! GAS UP THE CAR! Boyscout's gotta pay what he owes!"

[enyawd72]

^LOL Ghetto Batman...that's awesome.

[Hector]

[Hector]

Batman and Robin during the Kryptonian invasion...

[jwyblejr]

I think Bats was too wrapped up in talking to Silent Bob about "chasing Amy"...

Either that or he was at a Red Sox game.