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How does Superman shave?
Superman Homepage has compiled videos from this fun, and very tongue and cheek campaign. Some pretty wild theories, and yes, Kevin Smith brings up the comic version we all know from Byrne's Man of Steel:
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^Yeah, Smith mentions that, but he ain't buying it.
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Byrne's theory is the only one that makes sense these days. He probably used to go under a red sun lamp or some such goofy silver age gimmick.You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie BanksComment
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^Actually, it was established that the Earth-One Superman's hair and fingernails only grew so long, and never any longer, under a yellow sun.
Now, how did Superman get longer hair and sideburns in the 70s, during the Julie Schwartz era? I guess he went into Kandor and let it grow, then hopped back out of the bottle!
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Once on a drunken dare he burned an "S" into his manscaping.
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The Braun chain saw edition. Sucks to be his neighbor.
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I'm aware it's no longer being published, but it's far from gone. I have tons of back issues and tpbs saying otherwise.
Some of Superman's greatest moments have him bearded. "Superman Under The Red Son" from the sixties, and the Justice League episode "Hereafter" partially inspired by it.
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^Man, I love the Time and Time Again storyline. The Superman books were great back then.
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I've always believed the heat vision/mirror combo did the trick:
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He get's Ursa to trim his ___ hair with her teeth --- ooooohhhhhhComment
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