Why does Superman even need a cape for?

[Bionicfanboy66]

He's gotta hide his 420 stash somewhere.

[madmarva]

I never liked the Smallville Silent Bob look. Without man boobs, there is no reason to layer.

[toys2cool]

BTW, I own Sandy Collora's World Finest Superman suit, I tried to fit in it, I almost ripped it apart, despite the fact that the actor who wore it, was 6' 4", 240 pound bodybuilder, lol.

lmao

[Operation:Mego]

I'd dress like Matrix' Neo, long leather coat and dark shades, too cool for my own good, yeah baby, lol.

Then even though it was Smallville, you must've liked this outfit.

[Hector]

BTW, I own Sandy Collora's World Finest Superman suit, I tried to fit in it, I almost ripped it apart, despite the fact that the actor who wore it, was 6' 4", 240 pound bodybuilder, lol.

[Hector]

If I had Supes' powers, I wouldn't dress up like him, for one thing, I'd look like in my avatar, everyone would be laughing at me, lol.

I'd dress like Matrix' Neo, long leather coat and dark shades, too cool for my own good, yeah baby, lol.

[toys2cool]

he doesn't need any of it, if i was him i'd be flying commando It's probably just to wipe off all sorts of crap he must get on his face..bugs, bird **** stuff like that lol

[Operation:Mego]

he doesn't really need the boots either (or the rest of the suit for that matter).

"Gee, thanks for saving me Super - ew, why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

"I'm invulnerable, I don't need them."

"Yeah, but there are kids here man. Show some modesty!"

[boss]

he doesn't really need the boots either (or the rest of the suit for that matter).

[jds1911a1]

my first thought was Mikey's quite about the Clark Kent clothes, then I thought of the incredibles riff on capes, but here is another

without the cape he looks like any other flying hero so know one would know to say Look up in the sky it's superman

[wayne foundation 07]

[Hector]

he uses it to wipe his *** if there's no paper

You gotta get a bidet, my friend.

[madmarva]

To help Jim Croce with a catchy lyric?

[The Toyroom]

It's where he hides his Clark Kents clothes

I love Silver Age concepts like this!

[The Toyroom]

'Cause capes are badass...