It's Official: The New Captain America Doesn't Kill

[samurainoir]

He merely kneecaps.


What no Mercy Bullets?

[thunderbolt]

Hope AIM has good worker's comp insurance.

[The Toyroom]

He should've spent more time practicing flinging that shield and he wouldn't need a gun....

[Earth 2 Chris]

All he needs is horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a heary "Hi-yo Silver"!

Chris

[The Bat]

That's cool...Cap shouldn't kill! But it's ok that He's a little meaner.

[Mikey]

How did he out-shoot 3 guys with M-16's... and he's only got a Buck Rogers looking pistol..
What is it, a super-gun ?

[Marvelmania]

Since when does Captain America need a gun?!

[Bo8a_Fett]

heh heh ...heh heh..."Knee"Cap....

[Earth 2 Chris]

When Captain America shoots his little gun,

All those who chose to oppose his gun must run,

But they can't cuz Cap just shot 'em in the knee,

So they have to crawl on all fours if they want to try and flee,

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOOTS HIS LITTLE GUN!!!

Chris

[BlackKnight]

Man What Crap. I hate the suit, hate the Gun..., it's just not Cap to me, & I refuse to support this pile.

[Flynne]

Quesada will never learn, and thus all that will be produced under his watch with flagship characters (pun intended) is drek like this. Typical, but not at all surprising.
Personally, I can't wait for the storyline where Bucky makes a deal with Mephisto to bring the Real Cap back undoing 25 years of storytelling, only to have Bucky shot by a sniper in the final comic.

[samurainoir]

When Captain America shoots his little gun,

All those who chose to oppose his gun must run,

But they can't cuz Cap just shot 'em in the knee,

So they have to crawl on all fours if they want to try and flee,

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOOTS HIS LITTLE GUN!!!

Chris

LOL! That was awesome.

I'm personally hoping that eventually there will be an entire legion of AIM guys with tiny little MODOK artificial replacement kneecaps looking to revenge themselves on the new Cap.

[samurainoir]

Steve Rogers prefered using an Uzi...

[BlackKnight]

Quesada will never learn, and thus all that will be produced under his watch with flagship characters (pun intended) is drek like this. Typical, but not at all surprising.
Personally, I can't wait for the storyline where Bucky makes a deal with Mephisto to bring the Real Cap back undoing 25 years of storytelling, only to have Bucky shot by a sniper in the final comic.

Quesada's ruined the whole Marvel expirence for me...other than this guys "pin-ups" I never really cared for his work. Just couldn't get into it. Ever since Civil War, it seems as if he has been on a personal vendetta to destroy Captain America as we knew him, & even Spidey, with all the "House of Ideas" he lets clear.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Now we know what to do with all our megos with missing knee joint pins...