Captain America Caption This Contest!

[Brazoo]

"Oh my head, I can't believe I got hammered and enlisted AGAIN!"

[UnderdogDJLSW]

"Does this hat accentuate my Mask? I'm afraid that it makes my A look like an H."

[Mego Milk]

where did I leave my car keys?

[torgospizza]

"...then they gave the other guy super-soldier serum! Like that would ever work, right?"

[johnnystorm]

"So...the Bronx is up & the Battery's down, am I singing that right? And I thought I was playing the Sinatra part...now you tell me to do it like Robin Gibb? I didn't know the Bee Gees did a version of 'On The Town'!"

[Brazoo]

"Psst - nice butt-chin!"

[bizzaro megomauler]

"i coulda had a V-8"

[Adam West]

"I sure hope everyone buys this burial at sea thing"

[jds1911a1]

Sailor you gave me an enlisted uniform the rank is CAPTAIN now get me some Khaki's

[starhunter]

"All these sexy sailors and no Bucky....i am gonna have a good time TONIGHT!"

[MEMEGO]

cap:thinking, Oh, all these hot muscular Navy men, I hopr they don't notice how excited they get me.
The Navy man in front of him thinking: I hope that is his shield rubbing on my butt crack and not his manhood.

[wyatterb]

"Oh, boy!" "Al, where am I?"

Quantum Leap reference for those who may not get it.

[kingdom warrior]

SKIPPER!!!!!!! Tune for the new adventures of Gilligan!

[drzaius1]

Psst. Hey Buddy, Can you hook me up with one of them short sleeve shirts?

[drzaius1]

Whoa! My head really hurts.Where am I? One minute I'm dancing with the Big Chief and his Biker Friend and now I'm here. Whattha?