Jerk Superman

[palitoy]

This twitter account is really funny:

http://twitter.com/jerksuperman

Gave Lex a hiding today. Weird - he looked older than normal. And really surprised. And oh crap I just beat up some random old bald guy.

Went into a toy store today. They had plenty of Iron Man, Batman & Spiderman toys but NOT ONE Superman toy. I burnt it to the ground.

[johnmiic]

That'll teach TRU not to stock Retro-Action Superman!

[Brazoo]

Yeah okay, you know what Bruce? We all KNOW you saw your parents die but my WHOLE PLANET got blown up & you don't hear me crying about it.

[sauce]

Is it the same folks behind this genius site? -- http://superdickery.com/

[Goblin19]

That's really funny.

[jasonmego1277]

LOL ..... That is pretty funny.