The TRILLION Dollar Super Hero Movie Franchise...

[Megotu]

Justin Bieber gets ahold of Captain Action's Magic Closet. Every time he "comes out of the closet", he is wearing the costume of a different superhero. He then fights whatever villain needs to be defeated for the movie, Russian CD bootleg makers, barbers, parents of tweens who refuse to let their kids buy copies of his albums, etc...
Did I mention his sidekick is a talking I-Phone voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?

[Megotu]

Directed by Michael Bay.

[rche]

and who pens the script? Morrison?

[EMCE Hammer]

What's he drive?

[palitoy]

Needs (insert popular rap star name here) as comical sidekick and one of the kids from Twilight as Dr Evil (sans any sort of makeup or shirt) then lose the superhero subplot and it's perfect!

[Riffster]

in 3D...

[ctc]

....with guest appearances by every B-list superhero that ever appeared in a comic.

Don C.

[Surfsup]

It ends with Bieber being frozen in a block of yellow stained ice and left under the Antarctic forever...yay!