Bootleg Batman Begins DVD synopsis

[megoscott]

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When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him

[Meule]

Bruce Wayne is Spiderman, eh?
Thanks for this. I actually have this deck of cards, but I totally forgot till you posted this. The language and name errors aren't the only weird thing. This has pics in it from various Batman movies and cartoons, even tho it says Batman Begins

[Mego Milk]

Rost in Transration.

[palitoy]

I am working on a Dr Jackstraw custom right now.

[The Toyroom]

I'm soooooooo confused right now....

[Random Axe]

Stroke all criminal activates...yes!

[Earth 2 Chris]

While it's certainly a bad translation, it sounds like the synopsis my grandparents might have given about any super hero. They couldn't tell one from the other, which drove me crazy to no end.

Thanks goodness my parents were "cool". My dad even remembered the JSA!!!

Chris

[Thor]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

[megoscott]

I found this basement under my villa that turned me into another person.

[johnmiic]

"Being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact that his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly..." is kind'a redundant. Was there some confusion over how he knew his parents croaked?

[Hulk]

DC / Marvel crossovers have sunk to a new low