Scarlet Witch should choose...

[samurainoir]

Bachelor #1?

"I'm fully functional in every way of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.


Bachelor #2?

"These energy bubbles are like super-human French Ticklers."


Bachelor #3?

"I've 'gotten busy' with The Wasp too!"


Bachelor #4?

"Who HASN'T 'gotten busy' with the Wasp?"


Bachelor #5?

"Wait a minute Cap! Ultimate versions don't count!"
(otherwise Eww!)


Bachelor #6?

"You betcher *** Ultimate versions 'count' Bub!"

[The Toyroom]

It's always been "The Vision and the Scarlet Witch".....Nuff Said, True Believer!

[EMCE Hammer]

Is that Liefield pic real, or someone goofing him?

[Riffster]

it's real.. :(

[60'schild]

Drat.. I had almost forgotten about that atrocitious drawing of Cap... now YOU reminded me...

Definitely NOT a Liefield fan ... (or couldn't you tell?)

[Earth 2 Chris]

Drat.. I had almost forgotten about that atrocitious drawing of Cap... now YOU reminded me...

Definitely NOT a Liefield fan ... (or couldn't you tell?)

At least it wasn't the nekkid redraw of that shot that circled the web...brrr!!!

Oh, and it's Vision all the way!

So, did Pietro and Wanda have a...strange relationship in the Ultimate universe? Double brrrr!!!

Chris

[60'schild]

How true...

And oh yeah, I vote for Vision/Wanda all the way too!!

[aquatroy]

Cap has a bigger rack then SW.

[samurainoir]

Knockin' Red Boots led to House of M and the decimation of Mutants!

[The Toyroom]

Knockin' Red Boots led to House of M and the decimation of Mutants!

Which led into Civil War which led into Secret Invasion which led into Dark Reign which led into everyone's wallet being drained endlessly with pointless cross-overs and spinoffs......

[bobws]

i vot efor Hawkeye. i like seeing the non powered hero's get the Babes. right Green Arrow?

[samurainoir]

i vot efor Hawkeye. i like seeing the non powered hero's get the Babes. right Green Arrow?

Hawkeye musing on Babes with green hair...



Hawkeye certainly stirs up drama doesn't he?

Outside of Quicksilver, you have to admit that Wanda and Clint tops the lists of all the messed up relationships the Scarlet Witch has had.

Dude like, TOTALLY wants to bang her, but finds out she's sleeping with The Toaster Oven.





So he quits the Avengers to join the Defenders.


Cut to years later, Wanda has just slept with Cap, and The Wasp lets it slip that she had a pregnancy scare involving her recent hookup with Clint.







This causes The Scarlet Witch TO GO CRAZY AND KILL HAWKEYE and "Dissassembles" The Avengers.


This leads to House of M where Hawkeye tries to kill Scarlet Witch in retaliation for killing him. She turns him into Lego.


At which point, reality turns back to normal in the Marvel U, Hawkeye tracks down Wanda and they sleep together.



That's a helluva courtship!

[david_b]

She's always been HOT to me..!

david_b

[samurainoir]

She's always been HOT to me..!

david_b

So where is Scarlet Witch on the Hot/Crazy scale?

YouTube - The Hot Crazy Scale

[jasonmego1277]

Yeah I agree with a lot of you. It has always been Vision and the Scarlet Witch. I have a hard time seeing her with anyone else.