Who's alive-dead-come back from the dead these days?

[Gorn Captain]

I'm a bit behind on my reading.
Can anybody fill me in who's dead?
Who's returning from the dead?
Who will soon be dead, but will probably return in two years time?
Who has been dead for two years, and is due for a revival?
Who is MIA?

God, I'm confused....

[jwyblejr]

I think Uncle Ben from Spider Man is the only one who still is dead. I mean there's even been talk about bringing back Bruce Wayne's father. I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before they do.

[BlackKnight]

In the X-Force Book, they Brought Back SabreTooth,.. or Kinda.. The Purifiers Cloned Him... So there is a BoatLoad of SabreTooth's running around out there...

Also Warren Worthington is Now the ArcAngel Again... Or Kinda.. He can Tranform on will back & Forth Between the 2 Versions of Him. He is Also a Killing Machine When in the Form of the ArcAngel.. He's Bad Arse.

They also Brought Back Every Mutant Hunter Killer Major Player to Hunt the X-men,.. Victor Creed, Stryker & the Guy Who invented the Sentinals..

The X-men are Screwed.

& Yes,.. I am still reading Stab-Force,.. imo the Best book Marvel has to offer,.. It's very Dark, Violent & Bloody,.. with a Secret Op / 24 type of Vibe.

[The Toyroom]

I think Uncle Ben from Spider Man is the only one who still is dead. I mean there's even been talk about bringing back Bruce Wayne's father. I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before they do.

Actually I heard that he faked his own death to teach Peter that "with great power comes great responsibility" and he's currently living in Bermuda.

[BlackKnight]

Actually I heard that he faked his own death to teach Peter that "with great power comes great responsibility" and he's currently living in Bermuda.

That or to get away from Aunt May,.. She's Hidious,.. & He Ran.

[jwyblejr]

Actually I heard that he faked his own death to teach Peter that "with great power comes great responsibility" and he's currently living in Bermuda.

That I would not doubt. I mean how many years was Bucky Stays Dead one of the top rules in comics? Look what they did with that.

[BlackKnight]

ThunderBird is Still Dead.
But Alot of his character is in the Background of WarthPath, his Brother, so I seriously Doubt they will ever bring that character back.

[thunderbolt]

^^^ BK, isn't Victor Creed and Sabretooth the same guy?

[The Toyroom]

^ Yeah that used to be Sabretooth's alter ego....who knows though with continuity changes and memory implants as the result of the Weapon X program...I heard Wolverine's real name is Shirley Hapanowicz.

[thunderbolt]

Is Ted Kord still dead?

[BlackKnight]

I meant Graydon Creed,.. Victor's Father..

& Yeah,.. they Brought Back Ted for about 5 Issues of BoosterGold,.. but Bringing him back, messed up the timeline of the DC Universe so Bad, Most hero's died in it, as well as Max using the Omac's to hunt & Kill all Super Hero's . Max even had control of SuperMan, to do his Bidding,.. After the Gang defeated Max, & the Timeline Rift Shifters, Which Included, BoosterGold's Dad, Despero & The BlackBeetle from KingdonCome I believe,.. Ted Thought it was best for the Universe, if he went Back, & got Killed again, & stayed Dead.

[jwyblejr]

^ Yeah that used to be Sabretooth's alter ego....who knows though with continuity changes and memory implants as the result of the Weapon X program...I heard Wolverine's real name is Shirley Hapanowicz.

He's really a butcher from upstate New York? I think you and I are going to be the only ones to get that joke.

[The Toyroom]

Ya know the name just popped into my head but now I know where it came from...

[Gorn Captain]

Still confused....
Didn't even know Batman was missing....

[Captain]

Way I figure it, everyone who was dead is now, or will shortly be, alive again. Conversely, anyone alive in comics now, will be dead shortly. Soon they will all be dead...then alive again, only to die an untimely death, so they can be brought back again in a maxi -series where somebody dies.

The above is the abbreviated version of the current comic book writers handbook.