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  1. Jan 17, '20, 7:14 PM #1
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    I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

    I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

    I heart Walmart
    Yes I do
    I heart Walmart
    How 'bout you?

    If you say no.
    It'll break my heart
    So please say yes
    and we'll fill up our cart ... at Walmart!

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    change the heart with hate and its better
    You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks
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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderbolt View Post
    change the heart with hate and its better
    I hate Walmart
    Yes I do
    I hate Walmart
    How 'bout you?

    If you say no.
    It'll break my heart
    So please say yes
    and we'll not fill up our cart ... at Walmart!

    ©2020

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    well after your CC gets hacked twice and the last place used was Walmart you'd have ill will towards them too.
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  6. Feb 29, '20, 5:02 PM #6
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    Some people online were talking about a rumor that Russian leader Vladimir Putin created the coronavirus.

    I replied:

    I sure hope this virus isn't being spread by Putin because I was standing behind this big ol' gal at the Walmart checkout and she was Putin up a storm.
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  7. Feb 29, '20, 5:41 PM #7
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    I'm going to try to sell this joke to Jeff Foxworthy. Must be worth at least 5 bucks.
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