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A self indulgent rant about the Burton/Schumacher films

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  • kept back
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 2, 2002
    • 1203

    A self indulgent rant about the Burton/Schumacher films

    The relationship between the Joker and Batman is a symbiotic one. Where Batman is about structure, order, and justice the Joker is all about anarchy, chaos, and randomness. This is where The Dark Knight succeeds on all the levels where previous installments have failed. Looking at 1989's version, Tim Burton fails miserably for the simple fact that he reverses their roles within the story. The entire film sets up Jack Nicholson's Joker by giving him a back story and going into great detail about his character while Michael Keatons' Dark Knight is given no background whatsoever. He skirts the edge of the story only showing up periodically to foil the Joker's plans. In fact after four films we were still left asking "who is that masked man?" In every film in the Burton/Schumacher franchise the villains are given origins and motivations while the supposed title character has nothing to do within the story. He is relegated to being second banana to the actual stars of the film(the villains) much like the camp television series of the '60's.

    And even then, the previous franchise stumbles over itself. In 1989's Batman we have a man who is scarred after a betrayal by a mob boss and seeks revenge against the entire city of Gotham. I tend to wonder if the script wasn't initially written with Harvey Dent as the villain and changed to work the Joker into story. Jack Napier even carries his "lucky deck" in place of Harvey Dent's ubiqitous coin. And how coincidental is it that the story takes place during Gotham's Bicentenial celebration, accentuating Harvey's obsession with the number two?

    We are next given a deformed freak who lives in the sewers and leads a circus themed gang of criminals. Killer Croc, right? Wrong. As before they choose to take one villains origin and shoehorn a more recognizable character such as the Penguin into it. At least they got Catwoman right, right? Well...a meek office worker who is pushed around by her boss undergoes a transformation and comes back to seek vengeance. Sounds a bit more like Poison Ivy. Michelle Pfeiffer was wonderful playing the part and played it to the hilt, but it was written with little regard to what was established in the comics.

    How about Batman Forever? With the plot of a scientific genius using a device to control people's minds and steal their mental faculties. Wow! The Mad Hatter made it into a movie! Or have we re-written the Riddler's modus operandi to work in this context? Again dropping the character who actually fit in order to cast our "guest villain of the weak,"...er, I mean week.

    Bringing us to Tommy Lee Jones as the Joker, err...I mean Two-Face. How ironic that the Bat-villain with possibly the most complex characterization is relegated to a clip on Gotham News Network showing us how eggplant exploded onto the left side of his face. They desperately needed a villain who was going to show up unexplainedly and simply create havoc and chaos. And once again they shoehorn the wrong villain into the needed modus operandi, even going so far as giving him a Joker-esque trademark of showing up in a ringleaders costume at the circus.

    And now the 1997 winner for best achievement in gay cinema; Batman and Robin. What a mess. First freeze the world, then resurrect my wife. Ra's Al Ghul would have worked about a billion times more efficiently with this agenda than Victor Freeze who was again jammed into the plot due to his poplularity in the animated series. Ra's also would have made more sense teaming with "eco-terrorist" Poison Ivy, who actually fit pretty well into her story as written(A FIRST!). However there is the problem with Bane. Oh, the humanity! To take the man who broke the Bat and relegate him to a growling henchman is absolutely criminal. Joel Schumacher really needs to be bought up on criminal charges for this travesty.

    Sadly, this is just a list of badly written villains. I haven't even scratched the surface of how the man investigating the Bat-Man in 89 should have been Lt. Jim Gordon and not "Alexander Knox", how Commisioner Gordon looked like corrupt Commisioner Gillian Loeb from Year One, Vicki Vale was actually Silver St Cloud in both appearance and in how she showed up for Gotham's Bicentinial Celebration(Silver was an event organizer),how Chase Meridian acted more like Vicki Vale than Vicki Vale did, or the fact that in four films nothing actually happened.

    And Warner Brothers was clueless as to why batfans hated this franchise.

    This is just a partial list of what was wrong with the Batman film franchise B.C. aka Before Christopher(Nolan). Now where does the Nolan-verse go so right?

    ...to be continued...
    Last edited by kept back; Aug 10, '08, 3:05 PM.
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  • The Bat
    Batman Fanatic
    • Jul 14, 2002
    • 13412

    #2
    Agreed! Burton has stated many times..."that He finds the Villians, the most interesting aspect of Batman".
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    • Vortigern99
      Scholar/Gentleman/Weirdo
      • Jul 2, 2006
      • 1539

      #3
      Freaking AWESOME post. Seriously. You have totally nailed what's wrong with the old franchise, and made me realize the extent to which other villains' origins were grafted onto the on-screen villains, resulting in this weird mishmash of pop psychology, crime melodrama, and hackneyed fantasy tropes. I can't wait to read more!!

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      • SUP-Ronin
        Stuck in a laundry shoot.
        • Oct 8, 2007
        • 3146

        #4
        Interesting insight and thought on the subject. I tend to agree, as I have not revisited those films since they came out. I didn't like any of them enough to bother watching them a second time. Sad considering the Villians are normally interesting and Batman has always been one of my favorites.
        "Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."

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        • Vortigern99
          Scholar/Gentleman/Weirdo
          • Jul 2, 2006
          • 1539

          #5
          I recently re-watched the original 1989 movie... and, for the first time in 19 years, enjoyed it for what it was rather than I thought was missing. Now that the Nolan films have provided all those previously absent elements -- Batman's origin story, a realistic setting, villains who are true to their comics personae -- I can sort of sit back and have fun with these inferior predecessors. As another member noted, we wouldn't have the excellent Nolan versions without the ludicrous excess to which the Burton/shumacher films attained.

          This does not mean I'm going to re-watch Batman & Robin -- I don't feel like having my senses raped for an hour and a half -- but the other ones are harmless fun, even if they get almost nothing right, and even if everything the opening post says about them is true, which it is.

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          • saildog
            Permanent Member
            • Apr 9, 2006
            • 2270

            #6
            I'm here because of Mego, but I really enjoy these kind of threads. I have learned so much here and all of you have enlightened me from time-to-time and given expression to what I knew, but couldn't quite express.

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            • kingdom warrior
              OH JES!!
              • Jul 21, 2005
              • 12478

              #7
              Good post. As for movie 2,3,4.....They have way to many probs to even get into them.

              It's hard to compare Nolan's movie with Tim Burton's version only because of the different times. Just to get Batman onto the big screen was hard enough that took ten years alone. Then add Peter Guber who's a bit of a nut. Burton was not well know yet and had only done Beetlejuice and Pee wee Herman's movie both box office successes.

              I think what Burton did was fine for the time. Most people who were not into comics and only had the Tv series to compare to. This was New and Never done like this Before.
              So personally I think the first movie works for it's time. Keaton was a weird choice but was a good actor his movie Clean and sober sold me on his dramatic ability but I had no clue how he would come close to looking like Batman.

              If you have the newer Batman Dvd that was released when Batman begins came out. The cut is slighty different than the older releases.
              Last edited by kingdom warrior; Jul 25, '08, 6:12 PM.

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              • Hector
                el Hombre de Acero
                • May 19, 2003
                • 31852

                #8
                The first Tim Burton Batman was fine...I can live with it. Then the monster Penguin shows up on the next one, and I said to myself...please God, get rid of Burton before he completely destroys the Batman franchise.

                Boy was I sooooooooooo WRONG!!!

                Joel Schumaker...may you burn in hell for eternity.

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                • kingdom warrior
                  OH JES!!
                  • Jul 21, 2005
                  • 12478

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Hector
                  The first Tim Burton Batman was fine...I can live with it. Then the monster Penguin shows up on the next one, and I said to myself...please God, get rid of Burton before he completely destroys the Batman franchise.

                  Boy was I sooooooooooo WRONG!!!

                  Joel Schumaker...may you burn in hell for eternity.

                  LOL!!! Hahahaha Compadre I'm so with you on this!

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                  • Hector
                    el Hombre de Acero
                    • May 19, 2003
                    • 31852

                    #10
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                    • Raydeen1
                      Persistent Member
                      • May 23, 2008
                      • 1036

                      #11
                      This is an excellent post. I don't happen to agree on the first movie but I can appreciate your thougts on it and you make some interesting points/observations.

                      I still love the first one and I thought Joker was nigh perfect. A few details I didn't like. I could never watch the rest of them again and wouldn't care. Batman could have been better. Alot of things about it could have been better but in 1989, there was no previous Batman movie (other than the '66 film) and I ate it up and loved it for the most part. Again, I have some gripes but overallI thought it was great.

                      I think the idea with showing the villains' origins is to show non fans more about the villains' motivations. Everyone knows Bruce's parents were murdered and that was the catylist to him becoming Batman. Not so many folks know the villains' origins. Even if they weren't accurate. At least they got inside their heads a bit or at least they think they did.

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                      • fallensaviour
                        Talkative Member
                        • Aug 28, 2006
                        • 5620

                        #12
                        Excellent post.
                        I did enjoy the previous batman films however I really did not appreciate them as much as I do the last to films(begins and dark knight).
                        To me these are in essence batman!!!
                        This is what I have been craving for a long time.
                        “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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                        • Earth 2 Chris
                          Verbose Member
                          • Mar 7, 2004
                          • 32940

                          #13
                          I consider myself a pretty hardcore Batman fan and historian, but I never really put much thought into how the villains origins were swapped. Good points all.

                          Overall, I don't have much love for any of the previous movies anymore. The 89 movie looks...cheap. It really looks like it was filmed on a back lot. Burton's movies tend to have a "fakeness" to them that goes beyond the obvious fantastical settings. Its hard to describe. The 89 movie does capture some of that early Finger/Kane/Robinson mood somehow. Keaton did okay with what he had to do, but I still felt he was miscast. Nicholson was fine as the Joker at the time, but now he seems just as goofy as Romero to me.

                          Returns had a better batsuit, and a good Catwoman, despite her whacked-out origin. I think since Catwoman has never had a locked-in origin that stuck, it didn't bother me so much. Penguin was horrid, and the plot was just nuts.

                          Forever had the better Batman, physcally, and other than the nipples, I liked Kilmer's first Batsuit. Robin worked out okay as an older character, and they did manage to capture the early Robin years feel of the comics. Jim Carrey played himself, which didn't really work, and Tommy Lee Jones phoned in a time travelling appearance from 1966.

                          Batman and Robin has NO redeeming value at all.

                          That's my brief take. Honestly, the only time I watch these is if my son has them on and I walk past.

                          Chris
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                          • The Toyroom
                            The Packaging King
                            • Dec 31, 2004
                            • 16653

                            #14
                            The only one I still really care about is the original one from '89...it still holds up for me today as the launch of a franchise, even though it's a little outdated, especially compared to the Nolaniverse.

                            I hated "Batman Returns" when it first came out...actually I hated half of it...the DeVito half. Typical of what you'd expect in a Burton film but not a Batman movie. Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman is probably my 2nd favorite portrayal of the Feline Felon (after Julie Newmar).

                            "Batman Forever" pretty much is useless to me all the way around...hated Jim Carrey's Riddler...hated Tommy Lee Jones' Joker...hated Val Kilmer. The only parts I DID like were Nicole Kidman and Robin's quip of "Holy Rusted Metal, Batman".

                            "Batman and Robin"...I actually liked Ahnuld as Mr. Freeze because by this point the series is borderline on camp and he would have worked perfectly in the context of the '66 TV show as the 4th Mr. Freeze. Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy missed the mark totally...the chick walks around with nothing more than a fig leaf in the comics and they put her in a full body suit. Bane appeared to be in the flick for the sole reason of giving his creator, Chuck Dixon, some royalty money. And Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl? Ugggh...how Clueless could they get?
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                            • Vortigern99
                              Scholar/Gentleman/Weirdo
                              • Jul 2, 2006
                              • 1539

                              #15
                              I'm with Earth2Chris, except I like Returns a little more. The Penguin is fun.

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