Chuck Norris is going to make YOU into an action figure.
( Hmm, Sounds more flattering than intimidating.)
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I think a retro action Chuck Norris is long overdue.
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You can not make a Chuck Norris action figure. He can hardly be represented in 1:1 scale there is no way to do it in 1/9.Leave a comment:
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Weird Al is more overdue than Chuck Norris.
Mcfarlane did Cooper, Hendrix, Cobain, Garcia, Joplin, cash but no Weird Al????????Leave a comment:
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That body hair has got to GO!
Don't these bad guys know that you get a chest/body wax BEFORE you get into a smack down with the hero?Leave a comment:
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Wouldn't mind a Chuck Norris figure, but we also MUST have a Bruce Lee figure so we can recreate this scene.
Well also need the cat for the two-pack.Leave a comment:
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Too funny...I am watching Invasion USA myself right now. Man was it bad!Leave a comment:
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I think a retro action Chuck Norris is long overdue.
Wouldn't mind a Chuck Norris figure, but we also MUST have a Bruce Lee figure so we can recreate this scene.
Well also need the cat for the two-pack.
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ONE figure needed for sure Col. Braddock!!!
The figure could come in plain clothes with beard,Colonel out fit moustache only,P.o.w torn outfit,full army gear with beard.
SO you must have a shaved Norris,bearded and moustached.
I'd buy all three heads.Leave a comment:
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I always liked the Lee Norris fight scene. But It bugs me so many fight scenes in films seem to be guys taking turns winning. Know what I mean?
Cat was the referee. He speaks "Bruce"
Nrris only lost cause his musStash migrated. to his shoulder blades.
And Bruce , sorry but theres no COOL way to blow a handful of another mans curly body hair back at him.
If they make a Bruce he has to be full of broken glass or whatever so it makes those cool "Warm Up " noises. Actually he might work better as a Stretch Armstrong type.
Yeah Chuck fought Bruce Lee but Mister T fought CANCER. And WON !!!
Invasion USA is the hands down most Bad *** movie poster ever !!!!!!!Leave a comment:
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