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Let's hear your dialogue rewrites to turn Star Wars into a comedy.
Darth Vader: "I have been waiting for you Obi-Wan...now I am the master!"
Obi-Wan: "You're the master? Who still has their arms and legs and doesn't pee into a bag? Oh wait, that would be me."
Stormtroopers: "So we were all having pizza in the break room, and Lord Vader is sitting by himself in the corner, and get this...he starts crying! He's all like, why can't I eat with this stupid suit on..it's not fair! Blah, blah, blah. Then Bob starts laughing, and the next thing you know, Darth Jerkwad chokes him to death. I swear, the guy ruins every freaking pizza party."
Luke: "Han, how do you understand what Chewbacca is saying? It's amazing!"
Han: "Actually, I have no freaking clue. I just humor him. He thinks he's a person. Sometimes I put a little sweater on him. He looks adorable."
Darth Vader: "I have been waiting for you Obi-Wan...now I am the master!"
Obi-Wan: "You're the master? Who still has their arms and legs and doesn't pee into a bag? Oh wait, that would be me."
Stormtroopers: "So we were all having pizza in the break room, and Lord Vader is sitting by himself in the corner, and get this...he starts crying! He's all like, why can't I eat with this stupid suit on..it's not fair! Blah, blah, blah. Then Bob starts laughing, and the next thing you know, Darth Jerkwad chokes him to death. I swear, the guy ruins every freaking pizza party."
Luke: "Han, how do you understand what Chewbacca is saying? It's amazing!"
Han: "Actually, I have no freaking clue. I just humor him. He thinks he's a person. Sometimes I put a little sweater on him. He looks adorable."