James T. Kirk vs. Han Solo

[vulcan2074]

So Luke and Han against Kirk and Spock. If You Bring Luke into the battle that would Totally Change Everything. He's a Jedi Knight and he would Just go on a rampage. There would be no one left after he was done. Luke is the Man.
Sammy

[toys2cool]

I think Solo paired up with Luke makes for a physically more imposing twosome
than Kirk and Spock.

Luke is like "big time Jedi" guy....c'mon now.

Individually (physically), I think Kirk and Solo are pretty evenly matched
Solo's a good shot (with a pistol AND a ship)----and we've seen him
flip a Scout Troper on Endor with so much ease....like an aftethought.

As far as "coolness" goes, personally, I'd rather hang with the snarky
smuggler than the blowhard Admiral.

any one Jedi would take Spock and Kirk together ,or even a Sith.Come on Vader would take that whole enterprise by himself

Vader waves his hand,you will now leave me alone and attack Kirk and Spock,just think of all the weak minded red shirts on board who would follow Vader's old mind tricks

[huedell]

For the record: I'd like to extend my support to Han Solo in these election polls, as he seems to be losing. Perhaps picking a good running mate would help his cause. Someone with the neccesary fire arms expertise?

I think Solo paired up with Luke makes for a physically more imposing twosome
than Kirk and Spock.

Luke is like "big time Jedi" guy....c'mon now.

Individually (physically), I think Kirk and Solo are pretty evenly matched
Solo's a good shot (with a pistol AND a ship)----and we've seen him
flip a Scout Troper on Endor with so much ease....like an aftethought.

As far as "coolness" goes, personally, I'd rather hang with the snarky
smuggler than the blowhard Admiral.

[Gorn Captain]

For the record: I'd like to extend my support to Han Solo in these election polls, as he seems to be losing. Perhaps picking a good running mate would help his cause. Someone with the neccesary fire arms expertise?

[Gorn Captain]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3149/...40f112c3ef.jpg

That guy on the right would make a mean Doc Oc.....


PS: The Shat seems to have lost his rug....

[Mr Mego]

I had no idea there were so many Han Solo haters. I think I'm going to stop going onto the internet. It makes me sad.

Sorry to heard that, Scott....

I'm not hating Han Solo, I like both Han and Kirk are the best in my book for sure!

I have been watching Star Wars DVD collection set often, I haven't watching TOS Star Trek for a long time but I'll get complete TOS collection Special Edition DVD set by this Christmas for my present.

I'm getting very tiring to getting up so AWFUL early mornings at 5:00am to setting up recording on TV Land with VHS Video tapes then I go back to sleep and then when I wake up, I rewinding it at the end of show then I saving it till next every early mornings to complete 6 hours (SLP) "EP" Trek TV (each 6 hrs VHS tapes). My VHS/DVD is old that don't works auto. by itself, so I have to get up and recording them then go back to sleep.

[Mr Mego]

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Han: What happen to your hair?"

Kirk: My hair fell off.... I'm BALD!!!

Han:

[Hector]

[BlackKnight]

Why?

Just... why?

Why did you have to go there? Just when things had gotten so peaceful around here.

[Seeker]

The shot snaps Kirks girdle but before the phaser blast can actually touch the good Captain his belly burst free knocking the table into Solo sending the phaser skittering across the floor.

Now without his sneaky cowardly suckerpunch cheap shot under the table tactic Kirk beats the snot out of him.

[toys2cool]

Mos Eisley Cantina, the final frontier, a long, long time ago...

As Han is about to leave, Captain Kirk, a slimy yellow shirted human with
wild eyes, pokes a phaser in his side.

KIRK: Going somewhere, Solo?

HAN: Yes, Kirk. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your
Science Officer. Tell Spock that I've got his money.

Han sits down and Kirk sits across from him
holding the phaser on him.

KIRK: It's too late you bloodsucker. You should have paid him
when you had the chance. Spock's put a price on your head,
so large that every Bajoran in the galaxy will be looking for you.
I'm lucky I found you first. Do you hear me? Do you?

HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the money.

KIRK: If you give it to me, I might forget I
found you.

HAN: I don't have it with me. Tell Spock...

KIRK: Spock's through with you. He has no time
for smugglers who drop their shipments at the
first sign of a Klingon Bird Of Prey.

HAN: Hey, even I have to deal with those
Klingon bastiges sometimes.

Han slowly reaches for his gun under the table.

KIRK: You can tell that to Spock. He may
only nerve pinch your Wookie.

HAN: Over my dead body. And I'll do far worse than kill you,
Captain. I'll hurt you. I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave
you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity
in the center of Tatooine, buried alive. Buried alive.

Kirk, enraged, stands up and looks Solo right in the eye, bellowing...

KIRK: SOLO! SO-LOWWWWWWW!

Suddenly the slimy Captain disappears in a blinding
flash of light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath
the table as the other patrons look on in bemused
amazement.

Han gets up and starts out of the cantina, flipping the
bartender some coins as he leaves.

SOLO: (to bartender) Sorry about the mess. Live long and prosper.

Solo grins, winks and leaves.

(END SCENE)

That's exactly what i was thinking and saying all along,well done

[Gorn Captain]

Why?

Just... why?

Why did you have to go there? Just when things had gotten so peaceful around here.

I am...true evil.....

[darklord1967]

As Kirk can time travel, and has girlfriends in every galaxy, he might just be....Han Solo's FATHER!

Now, all together: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! That can't be!!!!!!!!"

Kirk: "Search your feelings, Han. We're both geriatric old space pirates, trying to score young beautiful women. You know it to be true...."

And a more important question: Did Ben Kenobi KNOW about this, and did he LIE about it?

Why?

Just... why?

Why did you have to go there? Just when things had gotten so peaceful around here.

[huedell]

Mos Eisley Cantina, the final frontier, a long, long time ago...

As Han is about to leave, Captain Kirk, a slimy yellow shirted human with
wild eyes, pokes a phaser in his side.

KIRK: Going somewhere, Solo?

HAN: Yes, Kirk. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your
Science Officer. Tell Spock that I've got his money.

Han sits down and Kirk sits across from him
holding the phaser on him.

KIRK: It's too late you bloodsucker. You should have paid him
when you had the chance. Spock's put a price on your head,
so large that every Bajoran in the galaxy will be looking for you.
I'm lucky I found you first. Do you hear me? Do you?

HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the money.

KIRK: If you give it to me, I might forget I
found you.

HAN: I don't have it with me. Tell Spock...

KIRK: Spock's through with you. He has no time
for smugglers who drop their shipments at the
first sign of a Klingon Bird Of Prey.

HAN: Hey, even I have to deal with those
Klingon bastiges sometimes.

Han slowly reaches for his gun under the table.

KIRK: You can tell that to Spock. He may
only nerve pinch your Wookie.

HAN: Over my dead body. And I'll do far worse than kill you,
Captain. I'll hurt you. I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave
you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity
in the center of Tatooine, buried alive. Buried alive.

Kirk, enraged, stands up and looks Solo right in the eye, bellowing...

KIRK: SOLO! SO-LOWWWWWWW!

Suddenly the slimy Captain disappears in a blinding
flash of light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath
the table as the other patrons look on in bemused
amazement.

Han gets up and starts out of the cantina, flipping the
bartender some coins as he leaves.

SOLO: (to bartender) Sorry about the mess. Live long and prosper.

Solo grins, winks and leaves.

(END SCENE)

[Earth 2 Chris]

NOOOOOO not another chance to revive the "Did Obi Wan lie" Thread.

Here's one to get our Sci-fi philoso-phizer DarkLord a-goin': If Kirk and crew stumbled into the Star Wars universe during the original trilogy, would Kirk help the rebel alliance? And if doing so, would he violate the prime directive?

The answers are simple really: Yes, and yes. As shown numerous times, Kirk doesn't give a rat's ### about the prime directive!

Chris