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Hmm...I don't know really.Doesn't seem to far off,lets break the list down a bit.I understand you were being sarcastic however alot of this actually roles into one another.If a guys an Alien all bets are off. Suspension of disbelief.
But Batman is suppossed to be a %100 percent normal rich human being.
Hes an EXPERT in inventing, forensics, art history, mechanics, skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Quon Do, Boxing, Kung Fu, Polevaulting, boomerrang throwing, marksmanship, bow and srrow, computer hacking, yoga, detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing, painting, special effects make up, world history, interplanatry history, occult know how, polotics, rapelling, chemist, camoflauge, military stategy, chess, artic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior, pop culture, acting, ventriloquism, meditation, martail arts non bladed weapons, business , electronics, heating and air conditioning , medicine, first aid, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motercycalist, Explosives, booby trapping, weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming, herbalist, stunt driver, linguist, HALO jumper, anthropologist, psychologist, archeologist, physical therapy, horticultre,Police procedures, etc.
( what have I forgotten?)
and hes suppossed to be what 35? And still sleep a FEW hours a day?
Heck probably even Home TV and VCR repair.
Yes I find that VERY ridiculous realstically speaking.
BAM!
Part of being a multimillionaire playboy with a highly educated background probably includes things like;
Art history, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motorcyclist,world history,skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, occult know how, politics, rappelling, chemist,pop culture, acting(add to that painting, special effects make up due to acting exp)
lets say he learned something in school anthropology, psychology, archeology,
military strategy, chess,business
Due to his extensive world travel I would for sure add linguist (or at least knowing several languages it worked for bond)
Not bad for the day job and entirely plausible.
No lets delve deeper into the alter ego shall we;
Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Kw-on Do, Boxing, Kung Fu,lets add aikido Not sure if you are aware or not but once you achieve a black belt in one form it is very easy to gain mastering levels in other forms of martial arts in very little time.
So for argument sake lets also throw in Ultimate fighting cause it is martial arts as well.
marksmanship(lets roll Boomerang throwing and bow and arrow into marksmanship),meditation, martial arts non bladed weapons(part of the arts so really not counted)
Meditation and marksmanship are part of some martial arts training disciplines as well so it's a no brain-er and accurate.
booby trapping,weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming all exercises to perform martial arts well.
Herbalist again hand in hand with the arts.Some disciplines train for herbal healings.
That's a part of it now what he was really know for was being able to solve crimes and put away criminals so add to that;
detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing,inventing, forensics,Explosives,
computer hacking lets just say electronics( included heating and air conditioning) ,chemist,arctic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior,Police procedures, etc.
Pretty good so far now due to his dangerous work and thanks to alfred's help he's good at;
medicine, first aid,physical therapy.
Now for the last part Interplanetary history.Sure why not his pal is superman he has actually been to outer space I'm sure him and bats talked about it in detail.
Did I leave anything out?
Anyway Superman trumps Dracula hands down.No matter how you cut it he could wait until dracs is sleeping pick up the coffin and launch it into outer space with out breaking a sweat.Last edited by fallensaviour; Feb 12, '10, 9:46 PM.Leave a comment:
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If puny Van Helsing can kill Suckula...then even Superman's dandruff can kill Suckula too...
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You hit the nail on the head my friend...that's why evil Dracula has no chance...never will...Dead as in dead right? Not undead. I just need some rest. Especially my brain.
Almost done with Supes and Batman Vamps and Wolves comic. Man its lousy. Bad dialoge, painful narrating, lousy Rick Vetch wanna be art, and its not Supes and Bats , theres a bunch of guest stars that are not neccesary. It should be just the Worlds Finest. Thats what the cover promised . Supes doesnt even show up till the last panel of the second issue.
About Garys point. Dracula has been "the best there is at what he does " for centuries and hes only interested in his own survival so he has motivation and is used to using pawns. Yes I am imaging Olsen eating Cockroaches , Signal watch goes off " The master needs me!"
Supes is "handicapped " by his moral code.
But then Superman has the best , most powerful, and greatest , rarest super HUMAN ability of ALL!
He is GOOD!
( Thats just ONE reason Supes Returns bothered me , he let Luthors men die after the beating. What ? Phantom Zone dudes in #2 ? Just like Paris it never happened , Supes flew around the world and Zod and the gang are out there in space again. We'll never have Paris. Thank you Mr Donner)
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Dead as in dead right? Not undead. I just need some rest. Especially my brain.
Almost done with Supes and Batman Vamps and Wolves comic. Man its lousy. Bad dialoge, painful narrating, lousy Rick Vetch wanna be art, and its not Supes and Bats , theres a bunch of guest stars that are not neccesary. It should be just the Worlds Finest. Thats what the cover promised . Supes doesnt even show up till the last panel of the second issue.
About Garys point. Dracula has been "the best there is at what he does " for centuries and hes only interested in his own survival so he has motivation and is used to using pawns. Yes I am imaging Olsen eating Cockroaches , Signal watch goes off " The master needs me!"
Supes is "handicapped " by his moral code.
But then Superman has the best , most powerful, and greatest , rarest super HUMAN ability of ALL!
He is GOOD!
( Thats just ONE reason Supes Returns bothered me , he let Luthors men die after the beating. What ? Phantom Zone dudes in #2 ? Just like Paris it never happened , Supes flew around the world and Zod and the gang are out there in space again. We'll never have Paris. Thank you Mr Donner)
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This thread is getting weirder and weirder, but still it's a lot of fun
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Whew, Superman's cape is already red, so all that spilled Kryptonian blood won't really stain.
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Yes. He is. Hector is INSANE about Supes
and HATES 
vampires a L-O-T !
If I had remebered him I would have thought twice about getting him worked up and starting this thread but I have always wondered this.
Look the only way to resolve it is for you guys to come over Saturday, have mom pack some sandwiches and hostess cakes in your Space 1999 lunch boxes and we get our toys out, or we could take the SHORTER route to a fistfight and put on our red capes and black capes and go outside and play in the snow.
Hec " I burned you up with my heat Vison"
Gary " No I turned into mist!'
Hec " Then I inhahled you with my superbreath!'
Gary " I'm turning into a Wolf inside your stomach and bursting you open!"
Hec" Not before I super-toot you out! stupid!"
Gary " Youre stupidl!"
Pow ,
bang, 
Boom, 
slap 
, cry 
"MOM!"
I agree on one point gary is making. CONTEXT. Also when I ask something like this you have to keep in mind would Superman actually "kill" a vampire? A characters personality is just as important in a debate like this as his powers.
But Gary has a VERY good point. I think it's teh most thoughtful post yet.
INow I'm off to read "Superman and Batman Vampires and Werewolves " by Kevin Vanhook before bed. got from the library this afternoon.
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Dave, you are truly a good and wise man of peace. After Dracula kills Superman and takes over the world, I talk to the dark master about making your death a quick and relatively painless one.
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Yes. He is. Hector is INSANE about Supesand HATES vampires a L-O-T !
If I had remebered him I would have thought twice about getting him worked up and starting this thread but I have always wondered this.
Look the only way to resolve it is for you guys to come over Saturday, have mom pack some sandwiches and hostess cakes in your Space 1999 lunch boxes and we get our toys out, or we could take the SHORTER route to a fistfight and put on our red capes and black capes and go outside and play in the snow.
Hec " I burned you up with my heat Vison"
Gary " No I turned into mist!'
Hec " Then I inhahled you with my superbreath!'
Gary " I'm turning into a Wolf inside your stomach and bursting you open!"
Hec" Not before I super-toot you out! stupid!"
Gary " Youre stupidl!"
Pow , bang, Boom, slap , cry "MOM!"
I agree on one point gary is making. CONTEXT. Also when I ask something like this you have to keep in mind would Superman actually "kill" a vampire? A characters personality is just as important in a debate like this as his powers.
But Gary has a VERY good point. I think it's teh most thoughtful post yet.
INow I'm off to read "Superman and Batman Vampires and Werewolves " by Kevin Vanhook before bed. got from the library this afternoon.
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