I hate Roadrunner cartoons

[PNGwynne]

"I say it's your adulthood that's the lie" is one of the best things I've read here in twelve years.

And Pepe LePew rules!

[rche]

Roadrunner was unique, and not a normal creature. His legs did a 360 rotation, so he could run faster than anything else. Genetic mutations happen all the time. Mr. Coyote also walks on two legs instead of four. Therefore, he can't run as fast as a regular coyote, or as fast as a regular roadrunner. I say it's your adulthood that's the lie...

gonna have to side with Lonnie on this one

[Hector]

[LonnieFisher]

Roadrunner was unique, and not a normal creature. His legs did a 360 rotation, so he could run faster than anything else. Genetic mutations happen all the time. Mr. Coyote also walks on two legs instead of four. Therefore, he can't run as fast as a regular coyote, or as fast as a regular roadrunner. I say it's your adulthood that's the lie...

[Earth 2 Chris]

Blasphemy. Science be damned!

It makes no sense for Sylvester to constantly chase after Tweety Bird who is 90% skull either, but hey, they're cartoons.

Chris

[Mikey]

I hate them because they're boring

Even as a kid I thought they were boring

Always thought Pepe LePew and Speedy Gonzales was boring too

[Hector]

Why?

Because a roadrunner's top speed is 26 mph, while coyotes can reach speeds up to 43 mph...My whole childhood was a big lie...



The entire series should’ve started and ended with just one episode...