school bans intentional flatuance

[Mikey]

They better hope the school doesn't serve baked beans.

Leak soup will KILL baked beans any day

[theantiquetiger]

I am almost 40 years old, I work with 200 guys ranging from 30 - 60 years old, we have radios and a site wide intercom system, and we still play the fart game. There is nothing funnier in the fart game than some one keying up their mic and ripping one 2 o'clock in the morning (kind of a wake up call). We have different types, i.e. SBD, crop dusters, Harleys, (and my favorite) wait until there are three guys in a truck and drop one.

Every guy plays this game, no matter who you are, education level, job, etc. This game has been going on ever since Krug had his friend pull his hairy-knuckled finger.

Now it is punishable to play it? Makes me mad enough to call Toys2Cool and rip one over the phone into his ear!!!

[megonaught]

they can hold it and have stomach cramps.
or they can have a FARTING ZONE.

[jwyblejr]

They better hope the school doesn't serve baked beans.

[Zemo]

This reeks lawsuit. I can see it now, kid has to expel gas, but if fear of getting in trouble he holds it in and then craps his pants!

[Adam West]

I wonder if this is covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act?

[Hulk]

Are these kids from Mississippi?

[Mikey]

If I try to "intentionally fart" ... I usually get a different even worse surprise

[English Paul]

Sometimes I wish that kind of enforcement would be adopted at work. The loud rasps are OK but the stink that accompanies them is unbearable sometimes. Unfortunately most of the morons that deal it don't seem to mind somebody elses stench either and just think it's funny.

[mitchedwards]

Wonder if the cafeteria is banned from serving food that contributes to the problem?

[Bo8a_Fett]

How do they know who to put in detention if it is a "silent but violent" fart?

[Adam West]

I wonder if they'll have an official flatulence day where you can pay $1 for a PTA fund raiser and rip all you want for the day?

[Sideshow Spock]

Yeah, I don't think being a prude has anything to do with it. I can totally see a bunch of 8th grade idiots doing something like this and teachers having to "step in". If I was the teacher, I'd want it stopped too.

[huedell]

You know that is kinda funny. However its , more so sad That someone could get in trouble for a FART. There are far to many prudes in this world today.

Count me as a "prude"

I prefer not to smell someone else's sphincter gas---thank you

[Megospidey]

My 12 year old son is in BIG trouble if that starts being enforced at his school..