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I made my boss spit diet coke all over the floor at an ice cream parlor.
We stopped for ice cream at this mom & pop place right? They had a list of sizes/flavors with no prices.
I ordered a choc malt, and it was $8.00!!! Naturally, I was like WHAAAT?
Then the girl hands me the price list...a half gallon was $25.00!!!
Without thinking, I blurted out loud..."Jesus Christ...what, is this stuff made with the breast milk of playboy models?!"
I thought my boss was gonna lose it...
We stopped for ice cream at this mom & pop place right? They had a list of sizes/flavors with no prices.
I ordered a choc malt, and it was $8.00!!! Naturally, I was like WHAAAT?
Then the girl hands me the price list...a half gallon was $25.00!!!
Without thinking, I blurted out loud..."Jesus Christ...what, is this stuff made with the breast milk of playboy models?!"
I thought my boss was gonna lose it...