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Billll Gates dies and goes to Heaven,St Peter takes him to this little shack of a house.Bill looks out the door and sees a huge mansion across the way with a huge pool and fabulous golf coarse out back.Upset he goes and finds St.Peter and says hey what gives,do you know who I am?I'm Bill Gates I gave millions of dollars and did great things in my life and now I have a shack to live in and across from me is the most beautiful mansion with all kinds of great things.What gives ?Who lives there?St Peter replies the Captain of the Titanic lives there.Bill Gates says but I created WINDOWS! St Peter says but the Titanic only chrashed once 
