So tempted to buy this.

[Bizarro Amy]

We sold Anti Monkey Butt powder when I worked at Gander Mtn. The first time someone called and asked if we carried it, I put him on hold, and called the manager to see if it was a real product or if one of the off-duty coworkers was playing a prank.

[saildog]

LOL. I have a can of that Monkey Butt powder. I found it unopened and thought it was so funny that I took it home and put it on the knick-knack shelf in the bathroom.
Rich

You are lucky enough to live in a climate where a product like that can be a novelty.

Here in Oklahoma, I have to use it or walk around with a case of swamp-butt.

[kryptosmaster]

LOL. I have a can of that Monkey Butt powder. I found it unopened and thought it was so funny that I took it home and put it on the knick-knack shelf in the bathroom.
Rich

[huedell]

Exactly.

'Ham pants' = , but 'Monkey ham pants' =

[spamn]

Pretty much.

My bassist used to use "all of 'em" to the point where I'd just tell
him to wear "Monkey ham pants" just to shut him up.

Exactly.

'Ham pants' = , but 'Monkey ham pants' =

[HardyGirl]

Jess are you sure you weren't secretly raised by chimps and given to humans as a young child?

[huedell]

...but the word 'monkey' is scientifically proven to increase the funny in any phrase or product name by 59 percent.

Pretty much.

My bassist used to use "all of 'em" to the point where I'd just tell
him to wear "Monkey ham pants" just to shut him up.

Yeah---"pie" is funny too....I get it

[megoapesnut]

We used to make proofs for an ad agency that had a client selling a product called Crack Cream. We had to laugh every time that came in!

[spamn]

My local hardware store carries this. Never had a need for it myself, but the word 'monkey' is scientifically proven to increase the funny in any phrase or product name by 59 percent.

[david_b]

I saw the 'Butt Paste' over here in some Army cubicles here..

Pretty hilarious and attention-getting packaging, but most new parents actually swear by it for relieving itchy rashes for infants.

david_b

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Oh haha I have seen this before...pretty hilarious!

[saildog]

By the way, there is a ladies version of this.

Amazon.com: Anti Monkey Butt 00018 Anti-Monkey Butt: Health Personal Care

[saildog]

Jessica, my Niece has always called me "Uncle Monkey", "Monkey" or "Monk-Monk". Part of my Christmas from her for the last four years has been a bottle of "Anti-Monkey Butt".

The jokes on her. I use it and it is a fine product.

[jessica]

And I found this, too! I don't need it but I WANT it!!



And hair gel, which I could probably use...

[RG]

dude I didn't know they made such a thing ... I could use some of that LOL LOL ... when a fat dude like me walks for a few miles ... it's not pretty LOL LOL ...TMI I know