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Ever do anything purposefully annoying just for the sake of it ?
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I never intentionally try to annoy people but because of my, let's say peculiar, sense of humor I unfortunately tend to end up doing it anyways. Or maybe people are just too overly sensitive, the little wussies. Hah! I'm kidding. You know, that probably was annoying. Ah, well, what can you do. What were we talking about again? -
Depends on the purpose (sake) behind it. Is the purpose just to be annoying? Or is it to make a problem harder to ignore?
I understand the case of the neighbor's dogs. Too many dog owners have no idea how dangerous their animals are. They think, "I dare someone to try and break in to my house". Dogs are pack animals, to them there is an order of alpha/omega. While the dogs accept their owner as the alpha, they tend to see everyone else as an omega. I used to think that most dog attacks were from physical abuse. Now I understand it can be neglect alone. Lacking in social skills, most animals just lash out.
I've known jokers who have no idea how their jokes violate the trust they expect in others. "I was only joking when I told you my girlfriend was pregnant. You're the idiot that believed it for the last week. Ha ha ha, you're such an idiot." Yeah, what fool I was to think that you could get your girlfriend pregnant just by having sex with her. I'm so stupid.
My dad was a BSer, not a practical joker. Today, he groans to my BSings. Everybody in the family loves seeing him have to tolerate a version of himself, from the son nobody thought would turn out so much like him. He yells at me to "shut up" all the time, and then we laugh together. I'm so much like him, that I understand now that this is what he always wanted from others. Thank goodness, he wasn't a practical joker. We wouldn't get along today.Leave a comment:
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Well I'm a bit boring and not really into pranking people or irritating them.
However my wife once pulled a doosey of a gag on me!:
See, I was once minding my own business singin' my favorite tune in the shower, and buildin' up a good suds with the shampoo.
When all of a sudden my wife threw the shower curtain aside and shot the INCREDIBLY BRIGHT LIGHT of a HUGE emergency road flashlight beacon on me!
She did it with a sudden "HAH!!!"
Now, at the moment it happened, I had my back to the shower curtain, so I screamed like a girl as I experienced the sudden DAYLIGHT brightness in the bathroom. In that split second, I panicked because the first thought that hit me was "Oh no!! Crap in HELL!!! They dropped the big bomb!!! It's all over!!! We're screwed!!!"
But when I whirled suddenly, I saw my wife still holding the big Sun-Gun, and still aiming at me with a maniacal look on her face. With that SECOND LAYER of shock, I screamed twice as loudly as the first time.
Now all of this happened in approximately 2.5 seconds. So, basically I DOUBLE-SCREAMED like a bee-otch!!!
I was the victim in that prank, and even I wish it had been recorded on video, because it must have looked / sounded like the finniest s#i+ in the world.Leave a comment:
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Well I'm a bit boring and not really into pranking people or irritating them.
However my wife once pulled a doosey of a gag on me!:
See, I was once minding my own business singin' my favorite tune in the shower, and buildin' up a good suds with the shampoo.
When all of a sudden my wife threw the shower curtain aside and shot the INCREDIBLY BRIGHT LIGHT of a HUGE emergency road flashlight beacon on me!
She did it with a sudden "HAH!!!"
Now, at the moment it happened, I had my back to the shower curtain, so I screamed like a girl as I experienced the sudden DAYLIGHT brightness in the bathroom. In that split second, I panicked because the first thought that hit me was "Oh no!! Crap in HELL!!! They dropped the big bomb!!! It's all over!!! We're screwed!!!"
But when I whirled suddenly, I saw my wife still holding the big Sun-Gun, and still aiming at me with a maniacal look on her face. With that SECOND LAYER of shock, I screamed twice as loudly as the first time.
Now all of this happened in approximately 2.5 seconds. So, basically I DOUBLE-SCREAMED like a bee-otch!!!
I was the victim in that prank, and even I wish it had been recorded on video, because it must have looked / sounded like the finniest s#i+ in the world.Leave a comment:
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I have a bad habit of drawing on people when they fall asleep near me. my dad get's happy faces drawn on his bald spot. my mom gets the classic goatee. oh and when ally has her friend come over .... that kid wakes up looking like Gene Simmons LOLLeave a comment:
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i live for it. my kid ,neices,nephews ,neighborhood kid ,co workers and so on one of the best ones guy i use to work with would sleep in his truck a lunch i had i LARGE coffie can full of firecrackers i hid it under the seat ran a fuse. he shat him self need i say moreLeave a comment:
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Before my current job (I have to be nice now) I used to bug the stew out of my co workers with practical jokes.
Nothing like talking a backup tape with over a mile of tape and wrapping a persons cubicle.Leave a comment:
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I like to put shaving cream on my Son's face before he wakes up...showing how vulnerable he is too me bwahahahah!!!Leave a comment:
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Live for it as well and love to scare chet out of people as well.Leave a comment:
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I sometimes post about Bowen statues, and their lack of posability....Leave a comment:
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