Pooped Pants thread

[Gorn Captain]

I'm sorry, I can't give any more suggestions.
I have to go to the toilet....

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

I take it as being the Verb and not the noun. . . as in . . .

. . . .I/he/she cleaned my pants . . . verb

. . . .I/he/she dried my pants. . . verb

. . . .I/he/she Shi. . . .my pants. . . Pooped. . .sorry about that. verb

For all of those "IN" people. . . .surely those are using the Poop as a noun.

[Gorn Captain]

Perhaps "poop in your pants" indicates a clear direction, from the inside, and hitting the inside layer.
"Poop your pants", could indicate that your ammo hit it from any direction and landing anywhere on the pants (inside or out). Or, as said before, that you ate them first and then pooped them out.

English lessons were never like this in school....

[Dave Mc]

Britches is a good substitute for pants.

[mitchedwards]

I think I Sharted...just by reading this thread!

I learned a new word today

[Surfsup]

"Shat my pants" or "bricked it" are favourites, followed closely by "touching cloth". I've never used pooped, I guess it's more of an American word.

[The Bat]

I think I Sharted...just by reading this thread!

[lepage]

I think both terms are outdated!
I believe the current politically correct term is "released the brown trowser snake"

[RG]

man I've used both terms along with many others meaning the same thing

[cjefferys]

I poop crayons.

[LadyZod]

I think both version are correct as they each describe a different action.

When you poop in your pants, you imply that yes, you had a bowel movement in your pants.

When you poop your pants, you imply that you have soiled your pants. You have made your pants dirty by the act of having a bowel movement.

So yes, you pooped in your pants and thereby pooped your pants.

The End.

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[Adam West]

Why does sour cream have a "use by" date?

[ScottA]

One of my favorites is " Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway"?

[Adam West]

Not really.
To me, "pooped his pants" sounds like he ate his pants and then pooped them out --- perhaps while wearing a different pair of pants

We also say "he wet his clothes". It's wet inside and out but we don't specify where.

[mitchedwards]

why is it people are in the movies, but on television?