I wish you a happy Mother's Day
I'm really glad that you weren't gay
Cause if you were
I probably wouldn't be here
When you cooked meals
You gave me a portion
I'm glad you didn't have an abortion
Cause if you had, I probably wouldn't be here
You rarely spanked me
When i was bad
If you'd beaten me to death, I'd probably be mad
Cause if I was dead, I probably wouldn't be here
I'm so very glad
You had sex with my daddy
So that I could be born
To make you very happy
From your loving son, I wish you a happy Mother's Day.
The End
I'm really glad that you weren't gay
Cause if you were
I probably wouldn't be here
When you cooked meals
You gave me a portion
I'm glad you didn't have an abortion
Cause if you had, I probably wouldn't be here
You rarely spanked me
When i was bad
If you'd beaten me to death, I'd probably be mad
Cause if I was dead, I probably wouldn't be here
I'm so very glad
You had sex with my daddy
So that I could be born
To make you very happy
From your loving son, I wish you a happy Mother's Day.
The End
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