Collar King

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Ladies and gentlemen, the world's angriest catalog model.

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[jwyblejr]

They should have made a bigger collar and called it the bunny collar.

[MIB41]

One can only assume they did a Nestor edition for Christmas...

[johnnystorm]

On a hot summer day, you can cover up any pit stains with the collar, also handy for lobster dinners.

[jwyblejr]

Trying to hang glide with that collar did not catch on.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Gee, I wonder why these are on sale...?

Chris

[JediJaida]

You could lose an eye with those collar points!

[Wee67]

The collar does distract from those puffy sleeves.

[piecemaker]

I can think of a couple reasons why the collar should be called a Donkey Ear collar.

[El Hombre Nuclear]

Bart McGuire: "My 'Mantique' line is bombing. I need a new look..."

Underpaid assistant: "Hey, remember 'The Flying Nun'? Let's cut a hole in the top of Sally Field's headpiece and stick it around a guy's neck."

Bart McGuire: "Call Sears. Pronto!"