Gleaming Metallic Turtleneck!

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Greatest garment and band name ever.

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[jwyblejr]

Is it me or are those pants on backwards?

[El Hombre Nuclear]

It's a little known fact that The Gleaming Metallic Turtleneck opened for The Strawberry Alarm Clock and The Peanut Butter Conspiracy at the Fillmore in '67. I got the full concert recordings from a Swiss tape trader in exchange for a signed first edition copy of the Necronomicon. True story.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Is it me or are those pants on backwards?

"Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big!"

S243's model keeps showing up a lot. I smell a knew naming contest.

Chris

[mazinz]

That shirt would work great for Mego lizard skin

[JediJaida]

Okay, this is officially the UGLIEST thing I have ever seen that has been spotlighted by PlaidStallions!

They've had some ugly stuff, but THIS takes the cake! No, let me amend that; it doesn't just take the cake; it takes the entire bakery!

YEEHAH! That this is so ugly, it'd turn Medusa to stone!

[mpramuk]

It's a little known fact that The Gleaming Metallic Turtleneck opened for The Strawberry Alarm Clock and The Peanut Butter Conspiracy at the Fillmore in '67. I got the full concert recordings from a Swiss tape trader in exchange for a signed first edition copy of the Necronomicon. True story.

I spit out my drink laughing at that one!

[mpramuk]

Actually, neither model seems too pleased in the pic... Even then they knew how terrible this outfit was!

[thunderbolt]

"Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big!"

S243's model keeps showing up a lot. I smell a knew naming contest.

Chris

Easy one, Dirk Chincleft

[MIB41]

Manufacturing warning: May serve as a beacon during lightening charged thunderstorms. The consumer understands this and hereby waives all rights to sue the manufacturer if mishandled in this way.