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Open the Pod Bay Doors please HAL.
Hello HAL. Do you read me?
Hello HAL. Do you read me?
Do you read me, HAL?
Do you read me, HAL?
Hello HAL. Do you read me?
Hello HAL. Do you read me?
Do you read me, HAL?
Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
What's the problem?
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
What are you talking about, HAL?
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
I know that you joined the Mego Group, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?
Dave, you've only been a member for 2 weeks and you already have more posts than toys2cool. You've lost focus on your priorities.
Fine; I am a member. So what? They're a great group of people. Why there's Relic, Bronxboykev, Hector and his Rolex, VintageMike, VinMan and Mikey. This Mikey has a 6 page post going on about Chiclets. Chiclets! How does he do it? I dunno'; it's crazy.
Dave..
And there's GeneralApeGuy, Splitty, Gorn Captain, HardyGirl, spacecaps, hedrap, Rallygirl and this guy osker55, who's posts are so cryptic that even you would have a difficult time deciphering them..
Dave..
Oh and saucerful! Oh God, don't get me started on saucerful!
Dave, you're not helping your cause any.
Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
(Sigh) I'll open the pod bay doors; you can go communicate with your dopey friends again...................................say Hi to Zemo for me.
Nice job, JB! That was really funny! And thanks for not leaving out The HardyGirl! 
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