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Ok....last one I promise.....
The twisted stuff that keeps entering my brain about this picture.....
The twisted stuff that keeps entering my brain about this picture.....
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any of them- "I don't know how I am going to explain these rug burns"You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie BanksComment
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All that remains of Michael Moore's Apokolypse documentary...I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.
If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.Comment
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The Talking Heads 2025 - "Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was."Comment
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Joke #1
"Okay guys, I've got good news and bad news."
"Good news first: the steroids worked because we're all ripped now."
"What's the bad news?"
"The steroids worked." *glances down*
Joke #2
"Note: cloning yourself naked, means your clones with be naked as well."sigpic
The event where the fans are separated from the true fans.Comment
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Just thought of one more:
The Darkseid PETA rally gets awkward when the Darkseid's realize they hate animals.sigpic
The event where the fans are separated from the true fans.Comment
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OK kids - keep them coming! little less than 1 week left
"Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?"Comment
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That awkward moment when you realize a 5-way orgy with yourself sounded better in your head.sigpic
The event where the fans are separated from the true fans.Comment
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I intend to live forever....by the looks of it. So far so good!Vintage Age of Megodom!
The Mad Man
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These are all funny! Here goes mine....
Cue Music to Ed Sullivan show:
"And that was Babushka the Dancing Bear, ladies and gentlemen, what a wonderful shooow...And now since Esther Williams and her wonderful swimmers could not be here this evening we have another group of acrobatic dancers who will swim their way into your hearts...(whispers heard from off-stage)...Straight from the hell pits of Apokolyps...(whisper, whisper)...where there is no water...(whisper, whisper)...and no swimwear, either???!!!??? ...Oh, my....
Cue Slide with nice music playing "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, The Toast of the Town will continue in a minute, please stand by......"It's all good!Comment
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"Why are we grinning like idiots when Lorena Bobbit has done her handi-work on all of us!""Hang on Lady... We go for a RIDE!" - Shorty to Willie Scott.Best movie line from Indiana Jones & the Temple Of DoomComment
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hey guys - this is the last few days for the contest - so if you want in - get in now!"Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?"Comment
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Guys !!! Guys keep it down!!! Here comes the Maid and its Commando Thursday Hee Hee!!!Comment
Damn! 
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