"Who wants monster balls?!?!"
"I've already got a pair!"
I had monster, but upgraded to brass. Much more comfortable.
I remember those. Didn't they come out during the Mad Balls craze? I don't remember if they were actually licensed by Universal.
You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...