Van Helsing wasn't too bad starting out, but it really went downhill fast...Too much CGI, a ridiculously stupid plot (Spoilers: vampire baby eggs, Van Helsing is the archangel Gabriel...Are you freaking kidding me with this excrement?!)...I enjoyed Mr Hyde, the brides and the werewolf design, I also liked some of the action scenes, but I didn't like Dracula's portrayal and the Frankenstein Monster's new look.
I violently dislike Tom Cruise and have never really seen any of his movies (at least, not in their entirety), I have no desire to see a remake starring his self-important, weirdo butt.
"Do you want a doll?" Kurt