Tonight the HBO channels are showing The Gong Show Movie from 1980 and Howard the Duck. Don't think I'll miss HBO once the preview is over.
You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...
i was excited when they first showed The Gong Show movie since it is one of those lost films not on video and also it is legendarily bad. It is bad but at least you get to see J.P. Morgen topless.
I gotta agree with the folks about their original programming, but it does make it frustrating trying to justify that cable bill when there's no new season on of whatever you're currently into.
HBO is something like:
Turner and Hooch
Resident Evil: Whatever