Factoid #102 - Joanie Loved Chachi only because Brick told her to go away and come back when your older.
Factoid #103 - Chuck Norris has Brick's name tattooed on his chest right above his heart.
Factoid #104 - Chuck Norris grew the beard after Brick said, "You should grow a beard."
Brick Mantooth ate Bill Brasky!Originally Posted by palitoy
Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw... Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems i'm not alone at being alone... Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home...
THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM!
Brick Mantooth ate Mr T after T insulted Brick's mother (T had just eaten Super Dave Osborn as well).
Last edited by samurainoir; Jul 14, '11 at 1:33 PM.
Playgirl never took a nude photo of Burt Reynolds. That's just a picture of his face pasted on Brick's body.
There are many little known facts about Brick Mantooth. Sadly, none of them are noteworthy.
I knew it was only matter of time before "Captain Penis Envy" would chirp in.
Brick Factoid #37 - The only time Brick had an unfortunate run in with a woman involved Azrak's mom. Long story short, penicillin was involved. Dirty, dirty girl.
He once shot a man for snoring to loud and you can read all about it in a deluxe leather bound volume by Time Life Books.
You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...
Jerks beef with Ten Bears
Brick Factoid #711 (in a set of 43. Collect 'em all!) The reason for the long wait for the Brick Mantooth/Super Collector figures is that each and every figure is anointed with a few drops of sweat from the awesome pecs of Brick Mantooth himself. However, Brick is so together and with it, he rarely sweats anything, so a specially selected team of sweat collectors, personally selected and trained by Brick himself, accompanies Brick everywhere he goes. Just in case. Because Brick loves us.
"It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life."
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
