Take iconic DC heroes and give them Image style grimacing, vein popping looks and poses and slap them with all kinds of oversized asymmetrical pointless gear, they'd never actually use, and you get Total Justice.
Batman with extreme mechanical wings, VR helmet and leg cannons which would more than likely blow off his own legs if he actually used them.
Superman with his extreme mullet and weird Kryptonite weapon thingie with glitter decals. Oooo, glitter!
Flash with 550 pounds of extreme armor. Sure he probably couldn't even move anymore, let alone run, but at least he looked cool, right?
Robin with his extreme battle blade baton which he needs to prop himself up with otherwise the weight his Silverhawk weapon launcher would tip him over.
Now Aquaman, here, doesn't get much more extreme. I mean he has got a mighty manly beard and a freakin' hook hand for crying out loud. You want to know how extreme Aquaman is? He is so extreme he can't even stand unassisted while holding all his crap. That's how damn extreme he is.
Hal Jordon as Parallax with his extreme Joker smile and extreme graying hair. Plus he has got that huge freakin cape that would totally not trip him or anything when he tries to walk.
Despero, well, he is just extremely lame. Seriously, Despero? No Lex, Joker, ect. Okay...but, I guess, he does have that nice He-Man twist waist punchy action.
Hawkman with his extreme talon grabby things. Oh, yeah, those would SO not be pain to fly around with.
Huntress, she is not actually that bad except for her giant extreme energy bow.
I have currently misplace Darksied and his extreme capture claw which is permanently molded to his hand. Fusing the dumb looking weapon to his hand for the sake of being extreme. What a trooper. Way to take it for the team.
Okay, these really do kinda suck and they are absolutely valueless to this day. But for some reason I've never been able to part with them. They are just so gloriously terrible. A darkly humorous reminder of DC trying to be edgy and extreme to the point of Image ridiculousness. Gee, I hope they'd never actually try to do that again.
Batman with extreme mechanical wings, VR helmet and leg cannons which would more than likely blow off his own legs if he actually used them.
Superman with his extreme mullet and weird Kryptonite weapon thingie with glitter decals. Oooo, glitter!
Flash with 550 pounds of extreme armor. Sure he probably couldn't even move anymore, let alone run, but at least he looked cool, right?
Robin with his extreme battle blade baton which he needs to prop himself up with otherwise the weight his Silverhawk weapon launcher would tip him over.
Now Aquaman, here, doesn't get much more extreme. I mean he has got a mighty manly beard and a freakin' hook hand for crying out loud. You want to know how extreme Aquaman is? He is so extreme he can't even stand unassisted while holding all his crap. That's how damn extreme he is.
Hal Jordon as Parallax with his extreme Joker smile and extreme graying hair. Plus he has got that huge freakin cape that would totally not trip him or anything when he tries to walk.
Despero, well, he is just extremely lame. Seriously, Despero? No Lex, Joker, ect. Okay...but, I guess, he does have that nice He-Man twist waist punchy action.
Hawkman with his extreme talon grabby things. Oh, yeah, those would SO not be pain to fly around with.
Huntress, she is not actually that bad except for her giant extreme energy bow.
I have currently misplace Darksied and his extreme capture claw which is permanently molded to his hand. Fusing the dumb looking weapon to his hand for the sake of being extreme. What a trooper. Way to take it for the team.
Okay, these really do kinda suck and they are absolutely valueless to this day. But for some reason I've never been able to part with them. They are just so gloriously terrible. A darkly humorous reminder of DC trying to be edgy and extreme to the point of Image ridiculousness. Gee, I hope they'd never actually try to do that again.
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