A while back, we went to this Japanese restaurant, with the chef standing in the middle, surrounded by hot plates, and the customers around that, getting served. This guy obviously enjoyed putting on a show, but he didn't have the talent. He chopped up food, everybody had to open their mouth, and he would then pitch it in. Ahum...
This guy wasn't Daredevil's archenemy Bullseye, I can tell you. He missed ten times out of ten. My wife gets cranky when she's hungry, so in the end she picked up her food off the ground and chucked it back at him, scoring a direct hit.
That's Belgium 1-Japan 0. We still haven't forgiven them for WWII....
Even more back, we went to this restaurant called Pyro.
You might think that this is where the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' favorite firestarter ended up, but his powers were...unpredictable, to say the least.
He first went round to take orders, racked all the meat on a large grill, and started "cooking".
After a while, all meat was totally ablaze, we're talking Towering Inferno here. I was expecting OJ Simpson to come in, but no, Mr. Pyro calmly grabbed a bucket of water and put everything out. He then calmly scooped the scorched treats on plates and everybody got served in no time.
No wonder the X-Men always win those fights.....