That's the nagging question in the NFL tonight. I don't know at what point the waiver list is, but it's been quiet. I want one of two things to happen. Either will make me grin.
1. Absolutely nobody picks up this ******bag and he goes away into obscurity. How can someone so talented and gifted be such a social nightmare? He will destroy any locker room he enters this season. That brings me to wish no. 2.
2. The Bengals pick him up. That would be way too much comedy to handle. They're already a joke, so why not add some slapstick to the routine? I don't care if they win another game this year, I just want to be entertained. Throwing this anal fissure-like firecracker into the unsuspecting fist of the Bengals would blow some fingers off and provide me with great satisfaction. I need another team to back. I'm tired of seeing these guys trip over their extra long tampon strings.