Thanks for the kind words. Lots of things I didn't do right with this one. Like I said, I WANT to be p*ssed at the seller, but TECHNICALLY he was honest and I did not bother to read the fine print.
Oh well. Figure either I can unload her later, or I might add a celebrity wing to my collection - put her with other loose figures I might get if they are cheap enough in the future (Sonny and Cher, Captain and Tennille, Laverne and Shirley, etc.).
"The more I get to know people, the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain