Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw... Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems i'm not alone at being alone... Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home...
Good news! I pointed a few people to your store on RTM, but they obviously couldn't get the full effect.
I actually thought I was going to get to take advantage of your 7 day money back guarantee, but I got my shipping notice today on day 6.