Hi! I'm Dirk Benidict. Star of well, this is a forum that knows what I've been in for Pete's sake.(Clothes and body by CTVT and made possible by Joe @ Megostore. Head bought on ebay and painted by Lee)
Well, let's get to the story huh? I come here with a story that you all won't believe, well, some of you will cause YOU ARE THE CAUSE! YES! Your friendly gestures may be the cause of the end of the world thanks to you. Before I start pointing fingers I better begin.........
It all started with THIS FELLOW Bizarro! (Head and body by Joe D. once again at Megomeet Suit by Chicken Coup customs again got at Megomeet in fact ALL OF HIM COMES FROM MEGOMEET!)
"Me Bizarro is the reason ALL of this is happening. Lee just wanted Me Bizarro not to have glowy head cause he didn't got Me Bizarro a glowy body! Blame Me Bizarro for all this mayhem! ME BIZARRO CAN'T MAKE MAYHEM OF ME BIZARRO OWN!"
"HERE!" Says Bizarro, "Ask Skeleton man about the mayhem Me Bizarro don't make!"
Huh? Well here he is. Creepy Skeleton man! (Again made possible at Megomeet once again by Joe D.) What do you have to say?
"Ummmmm I need clothes, I'm kinda naked and I don't feel too comfortable in my birthday bones."
WOW! The Sentry's come to join us! How are things out there? "Wow, I wouldn't go out to an Itallian dinner anytime soon if I were you. I saw you here giving a speech about all of this and I thought I could give a hand! But I see you guys know as much as me!"
Oh well we'll get an EXPERT on this! Dr. Robert Bruce Banner! (Lion Rock body got at the Milton Flea Market 3 years prior to this. Lizard outfit bought from from J. Gallo, boots and shirt made possible by Chris DVM, tie from Hulk's Megoville and labcoat by Doc Mego! All made possible at Megomeet!)
"Let's see here," says Dr. Banner, "Let's go with what we know. We know Lee was at Megomeet7 in Wheeling West Virginia, that's for one thing we do know. Here's the proof. Look at all that Mego goodness." (Special thanks to Dave Mc for the wonderful and incredible tour!)
"I think I know what's caused this epidemic, THIS! Krylon Squeeze Art! This is the only thing that could give off such a creepy glow, and make things look so......creepy! He wanted to make his Megos look all glowy and creepy and now look at what he's done! I believe Megomeet 7 is the absolute cause of the zombie apocalypse Le Fin Absolute du Monde!!!!!!!!!"
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This was caught on camera just a few days ago! Oh the horror!
I can remember seeing my friend Regis a few days ago complaining about a burning sensation on his face and arms now THIS! (Regis is the guinea pig experiment that brought the phenominon about Body by CTVT and clothes by Hulk's Megoville)
These are a few of the other scenes caught on camera........ I fear the worst! His moans must have brought a few others like him! Oh no! I can only Imagine what is going to happen next!
THIS is the last image the camera got before being destroyed. I can only fear that the worst is yet to come.
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THIS JUST IN WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION AT HAND!
We are now joined by famous police officer T.J. Hooker! (An Ebay purchase I couldn't resist)
T.J., now what can you tell us about this situation?
Well, now would be the time to invest in Priceline.com! Great rates! A nice hotel room! OH! Sorry, wrong broadcast. Well, I think it's sake to say you shouldn't order Itallian. Not right now at least. They won't get far from me! They have bitten their last Mego in this town! You hear me zombies? T.J.'s on the case!"
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Originally Posted by The Sentry
That's just too funny! I love it!
