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  • fallensaviour
    Talkative Member
    • Aug 28, 2006
    • 5620

    #61
    Originally posted by TrueDave
    If a guys an Alien all bets are off. Suspension of disbelief.

    But Batman is suppossed to be a %100 percent normal rich human being.

    Hes an EXPERT in inventing, forensics, art history, mechanics, skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Quon Do, Boxing, Kung Fu, Polevaulting, boomerrang throwing, marksmanship, bow and srrow, computer hacking, yoga, detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing, painting, special effects make up, world history, interplanatry history, occult know how, polotics, rapelling, chemist, camoflauge, military stategy, chess, artic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior, pop culture, acting, ventriloquism, meditation, martail arts non bladed weapons, business , electronics, heating and air conditioning , medicine, first aid, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motercycalist, Explosives, booby trapping, weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming, herbalist, stunt driver, linguist, HALO jumper, anthropologist, psychologist, archeologist, physical therapy, horticultre,Police procedures, etc.

    ( what have I forgotten?)
    and hes suppossed to be what 35? And still sleep a FEW hours a day?
    Heck probably even Home TV and VCR repair.
    Yes I find that VERY ridiculous realstically speaking.
    BAM!
    Hmm...I don't know really.Doesn't seem to far off,lets break the list down a bit.I understand you were being sarcastic however alot of this actually roles into one another.
    Part of being a multimillionaire playboy with a highly educated background probably includes things like;
    Art history, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motorcyclist,world history,skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, occult know how, politics, rappelling, chemist,pop culture, acting(add to that painting, special effects make up due to acting exp)
    lets say he learned something in school anthropology, psychology, archeology,
    military strategy, chess,business
    Due to his extensive world travel I would for sure add linguist (or at least knowing several languages it worked for bond)

    Not bad for the day job and entirely plausible.
    No lets delve deeper into the alter ego shall we;
    Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Kw-on Do, Boxing, Kung Fu,lets add aikido Not sure if you are aware or not but once you achieve a black belt in one form it is very easy to gain mastering levels in other forms of martial arts in very little time.
    So for argument sake lets also throw in Ultimate fighting cause it is martial arts as well.
    marksmanship(lets roll Boomerang throwing and bow and arrow into marksmanship),meditation, martial arts non bladed weapons(part of the arts so really not counted)
    Meditation and marksmanship are part of some martial arts training disciplines as well so it's a no brain-er and accurate.
    booby trapping,weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming all exercises to perform martial arts well.
    Herbalist again hand in hand with the arts.Some disciplines train for herbal healings.

    That's a part of it now what he was really know for was being able to solve crimes and put away criminals so add to that;
    detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing,inventing, forensics,Explosives,
    computer hacking lets just say electronics( included heating and air conditioning) ,chemist,arctic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior,Police procedures, etc.


    Pretty good so far now due to his dangerous work and thanks to alfred's help he's good at;
    medicine, first aid,physical therapy.

    Now for the last part Interplanetary history.Sure why not his pal is superman he has actually been to outer space I'm sure him and bats talked about it in detail.

    Did I leave anything out?

    Anyway Superman trumps Dracula hands down.No matter how you cut it he could wait until dracs is sleeping pick up the coffin and launch it into outer space with out breaking a sweat.
    Last edited by fallensaviour; Feb 12, '10, 9:46 PM.
    “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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    • Hector
      el Hombre de Acero
      • May 19, 2003
      • 31852

      #62
      Now that's a post, folks! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

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      • GaryPlaysWithDolls
        Mighty Man/Monster Maker
        • Aug 14, 2007
        • 2347

        #63
        Wait your argument is "Batman is a very accomplished individual; Superman beats Dracula"?

        Uh...no.

        Superman would be devoured. He would be lunch. He would be a Slurpee. (A cherry one with lots of juice/not as much ice so that you couldn't suck all the cherry out and be left with that undrinkable slushee stuff at the bottom.

        Three degrees of Superman's destruction at the hands of Dracula:

        Dracula vampirizes Lois, Lois bites Superman, Ma kent makes lemon bars for Clark's funeral.

        FUNERAL LEMON BARS! What music they make!

        Mina is the world's first Paranormal Petsitter in the new middle-grade book series by Gary Buettner, MONSTER PETS, coming in FALL 2014 from EMBY KIDS. Spooky adventure that's perfect reading for kids 8-12
        https://www.facebook.com/monsterpetsbooks?ref=hl

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        • Hector
          el Hombre de Acero
          • May 19, 2003
          • 31852

          #64
          Your posts gets getting funnier and funnier... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

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          • fallensaviour
            Talkative Member
            • Aug 28, 2006
            • 5620

            #65
            Originally posted by GaryPlaysWithDolls
            Wait your argument is "Batman is a very accomplished individual; Superman beats Dracula"?

            Uh...no.

            Superman would be devoured. He would be lunch. He would be a Slurpee. (A cherry one with lots of juice/not as much ice so that you couldn't suck all the cherry out and be left with that undrinkable slushee stuff at the bottom.

            Three degrees of Superman's destruction at the hands of Dracula:

            Dracula vampirizes Lois, Lois bites Superman, Ma kent makes lemon bars for Clark's funeral.

            FUNERAL LEMON BARS! What music they make!
            You must have missed the part where he throws the coffin into space?
            Fine,Fine if and this is a big if superman "was" powerless against supernatural beings then he just needs to call his Buddy Batman to take out the DraG-ula.
            Case closed Superman wins again...
            “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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            • Hector
              el Hombre de Acero
              • May 19, 2003
              • 31852

              #66
              Funny how some of you keep insisting that somehow Dracula's teeth can penetrate Supes skin...lol.

              What the hell are his teeth made of...extra strength adamantium or something?

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              • Hector
                el Hombre de Acero
                • May 19, 2003
                • 31852

                #67
                Dracula after his first attempt at biting into Superman neck...



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                • GaryPlaysWithDolls
                  Mighty Man/Monster Maker
                  • Aug 14, 2007
                  • 2347

                  #68
                  Dracula would just keep coming back, trying to get the last word in, no matter what.

                  Mina is the world's first Paranormal Petsitter in the new middle-grade book series by Gary Buettner, MONSTER PETS, coming in FALL 2014 from EMBY KIDS. Spooky adventure that's perfect reading for kids 8-12
                  https://www.facebook.com/monsterpetsbooks?ref=hl

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                  • TrueDave
                    Toy Maker
                    • Jan 12, 2008
                    • 2343

                    #69
                    Batman cant be "sicked' on Dracula because he is just a human. At best he could call in some help from all his occult buddies.

                    SUpes couldnt just burss in on Drac and throw his coffin into space Dracula is like smarter than Ras as Ghul

                    Draculas fangs could penetrate Supes skin same way a kryptonite bullet could,

                    ( I was ONLY being sarcastic about Batman being an expert in TV Vcr Repair)

                    Draculas a planner you have to look at what Gary says about Drac using pawns to get at him. Remeber all Mtzelplick did in Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommoorw?

                    Superman just isnt the same since the Byrne relaunch. He used to have superbrains.
                    On that note Superman probably knows something that could tackle a vampire from his plantary travels. PLUS he lives in a place of perpetual sunlight ( Fortress of Solitude) so No sneaking up on him unless Drac wraps himself in Lead foil.( which woudnt make him invisible to superman he just wouldnt be able to tell who the foil wrapped burretio on the snowmobile is..

                    Hec youre going to have to do like Gary and put the two in context. Where when etc. Not a Mortal Kombat type situation. I mean on Supes side how many wood stakes can he carve and throw at Drac in less than a second?

                    But Superman doesnt have mind powers.

                    Can Aquaman tell the Creature from the Black lagoon what to do?
                    Last edited by TrueDave; Feb 13, '10, 12:04 AM.

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                    • fallensaviour
                      Talkative Member
                      • Aug 28, 2006
                      • 5620

                      #70
                      Fine,fine,fine!!!


                      Superman flys around the world at super speed thus turning time backwards.
                      Flys into romania meeting Vlad the impaler killing him before he becomes dracula.Bing,bang boom end of dracula.

                      Don't like that one superman borrows Green arrows bow and fires several hundred wooden arrows at Dracula in seconds before
                      he can even say "I'll drink your blood ah,ah,ah,ah,ah".

                      Don't like that one?

                      Superman chews hundreds of garlic cloves then spits them at Dracula at the speed of light tearing his flesh from the bone*Poof* no more fang banger.

                      If dracula turns to fog superman inhales him then passes him through like super gas and Dracula is no more.
                      “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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                      • Meule
                        Verbose Member
                        • Nov 14, 2004
                        • 28720

                        #71
                        Originally posted by fallensaviour
                        Hmm...I don't know really.Doesn't seem to far off,lets break the list down a bit.I understand you were being sarcastic however alot of this actually roles into one another.
                        Part of being a multimillionaire playboy with a highly educated background probably includes things like;
                        Art history, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motorcyclist,world history,skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, occult know how, politics, rappelling, chemist,pop culture, acting(add to that painting, special effects make up due to acting exp)
                        lets say he learned something in school anthropology, psychology, archeology,
                        military strategy, chess,business
                        Due to his extensive world travel I would for sure add linguist (or at least knowing several languages it worked for bond)

                        Not bad for the day job and entirely plausible.
                        No lets delve deeper into the alter ego shall we;
                        Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Kw-on Do, Boxing, Kung Fu,lets add aikido Not sure if you are aware or not but once you achieve a black belt in one form it is very easy to gain mastering levels in other forms of martial arts in very little time.
                        So for argument sake lets also throw in Ultimate fighting cause it is martial arts as well.
                        marksmanship(lets roll Boomerang throwing and bow and arrow into marksmanship),meditation, martial arts non bladed weapons(part of the arts so really not counted)
                        Meditation and marksmanship are part of some martial arts training disciplines as well so it's a no brain-er and accurate.
                        booby trapping,weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming all exercises to perform martial arts well.
                        Herbalist again hand in hand with the arts.Some disciplines train for herbal healings.

                        That's a part of it now what he was really know for was being able to solve crimes and put away criminals so add to that;
                        detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing,inventing, forensics,Explosives,
                        computer hacking lets just say electronics( included heating and air conditioning) ,chemist,arctic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior,Police procedures, etc.


                        Pretty good so far now due to his dangerous work and thanks to alfred's help he's good at;
                        medicine, first aid,physical therapy.

                        Now for the last part Interplanetary history.Sure why not his pal is superman he has actually been to outer space I'm sure him and bats talked about it in detail.

                        Did I leave anything out?

                        Anyway Superman trumps Dracula hands down.No matter how you cut it he could wait until dracs is sleeping pick up the coffin and launch it into outer space with out breaking a sweat.
                        Brilliant, thank you
                        "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                        • Meule
                          Verbose Member
                          • Nov 14, 2004
                          • 28720

                          #72
                          Originally posted by Hector
                          Funny how some of you keep insisting that somehow Dracula's teeth can penetrate Supes skin...lol.

                          What the hell are his teeth made of...extra strength adamantium or something?

                          Exactly. Drac's fangs would break if he tried. And Drac with no fangs? Bye bye
                          "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                          • ctc
                            Fear the monkeybat!
                            • Aug 16, 2001
                            • 11183

                            #73
                            Hey!

                            Where'd Batman come from? Besides; they've already done Batman vs Dracula. A few times if you count the comics and cartoons....

                            Don C.

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                            • TrueDave
                              Toy Maker
                              • Jan 12, 2008
                              • 2343

                              #74
                              Originally posted by fallensaviour
                              Fine,fine,fine!!!


                              Superman flys around the world at super speed thus turning time backwards.
                              Flys into romania meeting Vlad the impaler killing him before he becomes dracula.Bing,bang boom end of dracula.

                              Don't like that one superman borrows Green arrows bow and fires several hundred wooden arrows at Dracula in seconds before
                              he can even say "I'll drink your blood ah,ah,ah,ah,ah".

                              Don't like that one?

                              Superman chews hundreds of garlic cloves then spits them at Dracula at the speed of light tearing his flesh from the bone*Poof* no more fang banger.

                              If dracula turns to fog superman inhales him then passes him through like super gas and Dracula is no more.
                              Yeah but to quote the LOUSY Batman Superman , Vampires and Werewolves I just finished,

                              " SUpermans no killer."

                              This isnt "Vampire Vs. Kryptonian"

                              Its Dracula VS. Superman.

                              Whats more imprtant here is not Superman's metahuman ability but that he DOESNT have the ability to Kill.
                              Last edited by TrueDave; Feb 13, '10, 1:02 PM.

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                              • TrueDave
                                Toy Maker
                                • Jan 12, 2008
                                • 2343

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Meule
                                Exactly. Drac's fangs would break if he tried. And Drac with no fangs? Bye bye
                                If Kryptonite dentures would work magic fangs would work.

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