"I would call to order the first meeting of the 'Gang of Ultimate Evil.' To whomever arrived in that giant green tank/mouth thing; you're parked in a handicapped space. Excellent work. Every little bit of evil helps the cause!"
"Beware evildoers! Today you taste the steel of.... The BLUE BLADE!!!! HUZZAH!"
"...er.... Did someone order a stripper....?"
I had to make this guy, after this post:
He looks like an escaped psycho that mugged a Musketeer and stole his undies! I've got a couple customs almost done; but I made a good trade with Georg not too long ago and now have a lot of extra bodies; which means lots of weird customs! And a lot of sidetracking from the figures I intend to finish.
"I swear by my puffy pantaloons; I will return! HUZZAH!!!"