I can't imagine being caught by those dudes. They are a freak show. His image is simply a disaster, and South Park summed the wife up perfectly as Histronic Spock points out. I think the "gun" you mention are actually tasers or pepper spray but I haven't watched him since he got into trouble for using racist language.
One of his tribe fought in the ufc and got his little butt kicked in no time.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."