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    Museum Robot
    • May 9, 2007
    • 5796

    Human for Sale

    Have you ever considered selling yourself? If so, this website will help you determine your value. Based on a variety of diverse factors including age, race, hair color, weight, height, IQ, family history of diseases, level of eduction completed, income, eyesight, and whether you're left- or right-handed, the site will compute your worth and come up with an asking price. If you're old, balding, and overweight, you'll lose points, but if you make a good income and have an IQ to match, you'll find yourself right back in the ballgame. Based on all of these different factors, I'm worth exactly $2,684,680. eBay, here I come...literally!

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  • txteach
    Banned
    • Jun 17, 2005
    • 3769

    #2
    I'm worth 1,9 mil. Does being doivorced or gay give you more worth? I got $0 for being straight amd never divorced.

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    • JDeRouen
      Author of Small Things
      • Jun 14, 2001
      • 16560

      #3
      No, I went back and put "divorced" and it subtracted $25,000. Then I tried "Gay" and "Bi-sexual" and it didn't affect it one way or the other.

      So how much is everyone else worth?
      --
      Order Small Things, my contemporary fantasy novel featuring Megos, at http://joederouen.com/?page_id=176

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      • theantiquetiger
        Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
        • Nov 12, 2005
        • 3435

        #4
        Four bits!!
        sigpic

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        • JDeRouen
          Author of Small Things
          • Jun 14, 2001
          • 16560

          #5
          Thanks for reading my goofy stuff, by the way!
          --
          Order Small Things, my contemporary fantasy novel featuring Megos, at http://joederouen.com/?page_id=176

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          • Zemo
            Still Smokin'
            • Feb 14, 2006
            • 3888

            #6
            $2,469,050 I think the the amount of porn i look at hurt me a bit.
            Last edited by Zemo; Jul 16, '07, 6:14 PM.

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            • Bizarro Amy
              Formerly known as Del
              • Dec 12, 2004
              • 3336

              #7
              $1,400,920
              Hey! Where's the waiter with the water for my daughter?

              Check out my customs!
              https://www.facebook.com/BizarroAmy
              http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bizarroamy

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              • theantiquetiger
                Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
                • Nov 12, 2005
                • 3435

                #8
                Mine came out to $2.4 million.
                sigpic

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                • Marvelmania
                  A Ray of Sunshine
                  • Jun 17, 2001
                  • 10392

                  #9
                  WOW, I did pretty well at $2,853,262

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                  • ABMAC
                    User
                    • May 16, 2002
                    • 9665

                    #10
                    $2,937,622

                    Size does matter.

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                    • Megosean
                      Old School Megoer
                      • Jun 2, 2007
                      • 97

                      #11
                      Hmm

                      $0.48

                      Gun to head...BANG!
                      I have way, way, way too many toys.
                      http://www.toysyouhad.com

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                      • joshvox
                        Clown Prince of Crime
                        • Mar 21, 2006
                        • 1873

                        #12
                        How much am I worth? Beats me. My wife is worth 2.6 million though

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                        • Marvelmania
                          A Ray of Sunshine
                          • Jun 17, 2001
                          • 10392

                          #13
                          That's all that matters Josh!

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                          • highquality
                            #1 Super Guy
                            • Jun 10, 2003
                            • 3963

                            #14
                            Total: $2,932,346

                            I accept Paypal
                            WorldMEGO: Where MEGOs Go! 24 Hours a Day

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                            • megocanada
                              Permanent Member
                              • Apr 18, 2003
                              • 336

                              #15
                              Just $1,966,198 oh well
                              the greatest Superman of all time Earth 2 Superman

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