New Years Predictions

**Captain** · Jan 1, '09, 5:14 PM

Anyone who listens to Coast To Coast AM knows how this works....Make a prediction for the New Year. Either something you truly feel will happen in the next 365 days, or something goofy....

I predict toys and comic books will become legal tender after the People of the world shun banks in 2009!

**Captain** · Jan 1, '09, 5:15 PM

After a horrible accident involving radiation and Milk Duds occurs, giant squirrels will seize power and subjegate mankind.....As it turns out, it wont be so bad, as the squirrels are better at running the world than we were.

**Captain** · Jan 1, '09, 5:20 PM

Eddie Murphy will be beaten to an unrecognizable pulp after announcing his new film "Beverly Hills Klump", a movie that ties in his two most popular film franchises. Before the trouncing, Eddie also announces he will play ALL the parts in the film.

**BlackKnight** · Jan 1, '09, 6:48 PM

BK's Top 10 Predictions for 09.

1. Bruce Will Return As Batman , Before the end of the yr.
2. Castaway Toy's Phantom WILL come out this yr.
3. Batman Arkham Asylum WILL be the Best Batman Video Game EVER.
4.BK WILL make another 30 brand New Customs
5. BK WILL make another Brand New 30 Heads never before scene in this Scale of the 8inch Custom
6. Preacher WILL Make Another Batman
7. SeaGhost WILL Be Made
8. Type3Toys WILL Have 1 Brand new Origional Never Before Scene Character
9. Type1Kirk WILL Start Another 100 Threads about Stuff he hates, or Does not underStand.
10. Toys2Cool WILL KNock up his Old Lady.

Bonus....

Another Young Celebrity will Die from either Drugs/Booze/Pills or some other tradgity
Tripple H WILL BE WWE Champ Again
Wolverine the Movie & Transformers2 WILL be cool

& Tom Cruise will Finally come outta the Closet.

... & Somebody's Gonna Win the SuperBowl,.. that you Don't expect to.

**txteach** · Jan 1, '09, 7:01 PM

Israel will invade and occupy the Gaza strip after many rocket shots.
Russia will have to reconstruct their government after a failed coup.
Toys2cool will give up saying the word "dude"
Another Star Wars movie will be planned for 2012.
Aussiemegoman will come back to the boards and stay a while.
Meule will propose to his cute girlfriend.
Megomeet attendance will almost double from the previous year.
Barack Obama will insist that people stop calling him "Mr President" and start calling him " Messiah"
Evander Holifield will fight yet again.

**johnnystorm** · Jan 1, '09, 7:03 PM

Jay Leno's new show every weeknight will prove so popular that the other networks will follow suit by airing their talk shows earlier. Ratings competition will cause the networks to put the shows on earlier and earlier, until finally the Jay Leno series will air daily at 10:00 am , thereby rotating the entire schedule so that the afternoon soaps will air in the 10:00 pm timeslot. At which time the various religious right groups that routinely complain about sex & language on tv will be strangely silenced, as all the old ladies will never dare complain about "their soaps".

**johnnystorm** · Jan 1, '09, 7:17 PM

After taking the oath of office, President Barack Obama will dismiss most of his previously named cabinet picks, and appoint the cast of the Love Boat as his new official Cabinet, announcing that the United States is setting sail "for love".

Hillary Clinton will remain as Secretary of State, however all overseas travel will be aboard the Pacific Princess instead of by plane. Bill will have an on-board affair with Charo ("Kootchie-kootchie, Mr. President!"), and Dick Van Patten will guest-star as Secretary of the Treasury.