Brilliance regarding the collection of dice:
He's spent over five years photographing the collection for Guinness
World Records, which he appears to be stalking. He archives every letter he
sends them with detailed logs of how long it took them to respond. For god's
sake guys, let him in! He's one dice-related head-injury away from becoming
a Batman villain. So if you don't want to feel the wrong end of his
DiceCannon while he crows "Looks like you should have rolled for Initiative!"
from the top of this D20-mobile, give him the record already.
That's not an "eyes glaze over" look---that's a "pointed elistist" stare.
That "do you live in your Mom's basement and play Dungeons &
When I .... how do you say (?) .... think of my mindframe on this spaceplane, I'm Skywalker with my X-Wing like I was when I was a kid.