"Suckerman...Suckerman...does whatever a Sucker Can,

Sticks to Walls...like Bread to Jam,

Pry him loose and you'll need PAM..

LOOKOUT, here comes the Suckerman."



I never owned Suckerman as a kid. My mom thought it looked too evil. How weird is that?!?

Seems like I could've gotten two good hours of enjoyment out of him before I got bored and tossed him in the closet.