what are some of the funniest horror movie scenes?

[Earth 2 Chris]

My favorite Ash line is from Army of Darkness:

"You know two things, jack and $%@+, and jack just left town."

I still use that from time to time.

Chris

[Type3Toys]

I like the scene in Jurrask park where the T-Rex is chasing the jeep and Dr malcome askes if that will be on the dinosaur tour.
The scene in the original Dawn of The Dead where the bikers come in the mall and they start through pies and shooting seltzer in the zombies faces.

[wolfie]

If it is a true Horror film then it cannot possibly be funny.

I wonder what a good shrink would make of people who laugh at something that is truly horrific.?

Just keep telling yourself, it's just a film.

[ctc]

>If it is a true Horror film then it cannot possibly be funny.

Depends on your sense of humour and feelings towards humanity as a whole....

Don C.

[Seeker]

The scene in the theater in "An American Werewolf In London" where the kid get to talk with the ghost of his friend and his victims. That was funny.

[GreenLantern9999]

Jason X was the funniest movie I have ever seen!

[Seeker]

Jason X was the funniest movie I have ever seen!

Yeah I loved when Kay Em 14 goes all terminator on Jasons butt.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you now"

[liquorpig]

IMO, the all-time funniest scene in a horror movie is when Henry and Otis go to buy a TV from the fence in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. While not supposed to be funny by any stretch, it is 100% comedy gold.

Fence: You can't get colour for $50.

Henry: That doesn't matter. What do you got?

Fence: Whaddya want? Cable ready? Remote control? UHF? You want a 13 inch? You want a 19 inch?
[looks at Otis and extends arm]
Bet you'd love a 19 inch.

CLASSIC!

[madmarva]

Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein — Lon Chaney says, " when the moon is full, I become a wolf."

Costello says under his breath, "you and a million other guys."

classic film.

[Chris DVM]

Hey,
Night of the Creeps is a great comedy horror film. Two great lines come to mind:
1) When the detective realized that the patrol officer lost a body: "Do I need to go on poo patrol with my nightstick?"

2) "Good news girls - your dates are here.
What's the bad news.
Their Dead!!"

Chris DVM

[misterdroid]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is VERY funny.
"Leatherface you dogd*ck, you just ruined my Sonny Bono wig!"

[MysteryWho]

Although I love The Thing and I think it's a great film,
there are some things that make me chuckle in it.
Some of them are funny 'cause they are so disgusting.
I always laugh when the guy splits in two and tries
to ingest the other guy while holding him over his head.
There something really comical about it.
But it's still one of my fav horror films.

[PNGwynne]

Funny-funny or unintentionally humorous?

The Abominable Dr. Phibes gets my vote for a great horror film leavened by humor. It just skirts being campy & has great style. The concept of the film is really quite brutal & gruesome--like Seven.

[toys2cool]

Hey,
Night of the Creeps is a great comedy horror film. Two great lines come to mind:
1) When the detective realized that the patrol officer lost a body: "Do I need to go on poo patrol with my nightstick?"

2) "Good news girls - your dates are here.
What's the bad news.
Their Dead!!"

Chris DVM

man i haven't seen Night of the creeps in years

[MeerkatMego]

The first ten minutes of Transylvania 6-5000. The rest of the movie is crap, but the opening is great.



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It opens at night with a beautiful young woman running for her life through the woods. She keeps looking back and you see Jason, Leatherface and Freddie stalking her. Finally she runs into a cave and the baddies follow her. The camera shot remains outside but you can hear all kinds of horrible noises inside. Finally, there is silence, the woman walks out of the cave carrying, a chainsaw, an axe and wearing Freddie's hat. She smiles at the camera displaying a lovely set of fangs and giggles, "Amateurs."

If is freakin' funny.