Caption this!
Caption this!
Too many toys. Not enough space!
Wont be long and you can join the Good Sam Club Mr. Spock!
Too many toys. Not enough space!
Hey Spock, how did you convince Barbie to let us use the Shagging Wagon?
Hey Spock pull my finger!
Stop Kirk I'm trying to drive this thing![]()
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So kirk,you work for Priceline and this is the crap you manage to get us? what kind of negotiator are you?![]()
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Spock: Gali-bago?
Kirk: Too obvious.
(best enjoyed if read in William Shatner's and Leonard Nimoy's voices)
Kirk: Can't you drive any faster, Spock?
Spock: I am driving the legal speed, Captain.
Kirk: You could drive a little faster, you know.
Spock: Speeding is illogical. Although it seems that you are making better time, in reality, you only arrive a few minutes sooner than expected. Arriving 3 minutes earlier is hardly worth risking lives.
Kirk: But if we don't get there pretty soon, we won't get the best seats.
Spock: Any seat that faces the screen is acceptable. You see the same film no matter where you sit. Iron Man can wait.
Kirk: You just don't get it. Looks like I'm gonna be watching Iron Man from the make-out seats.
Spock: Making out as you put it, is highly illogical. The amount of germs exchanged in a single kiss...
Kirk: Oh give it a rest, will you?
Spock: ......
Kirk: Scottie, will you stop farting back there! Enough's enough!
Scottie: I'm sorry Captain! I had Taco Bell for lunch! I can't control me bowels! I think I'm about to blow!
Kirk: If you let loose in here I will rub your nose in it! This is a rental!
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Kirk: I knew the Enterprise name has been on a Starship, a space shuttle and even a battleship... but a winnabego?!?!?!?
Spock: Read your history Captain.
WANTED: Boxed, Carded and Kresge Carded WGSH
Kirk: Now you did fill up before you picked me up this morning didn't you Spock?
Spock: 'err 'ugh 'umm
Kirk: We're in the middle on no where, you knew that gas gauge was broken, we're 30 miles out of town and 80 miles to the next one. I swear, if we run out of gas and are late for the Trek convention, I'm going to kick your Vulcan *** until you won't be able to sit down for a month.
Kirk and Spock decide to leave the Enterprise and join the cast of Ark II.![]()
"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."