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  • GlobalObserver
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    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    4th of July memory

    On the 4th of July about thirty years ago, I entered a hot dog eating contest.

    When the MC said, Go!, the other contestants started shoving hot dogs down their throats in rapid succession while I pulled a couple of small packets of mustard and relish from my pocket and gingerly squeezed it onto the wiener and bun. I then took my dear sweet time eating my creation, savoring every single bite.

    After I finished consuming the first dog, I prepared a second and ate it in the same manner as the first.

    When I was done, I wiped the smeared remnants of mustard and relish from my mouth and chin and went about my merry way.

    I never did find out who won that contest.
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