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I wrote my mom a beautiful Mother's Day poem.

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  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    I wrote my mom a beautiful Mother's Day poem.

    I wish you a happy Mother's Day
    I'm really glad that you weren't gay
    Cause if you were
    I probably wouldn't be here

    When you cooked meals
    You gave me a portion
    I'm glad you didn't have an abortion
    Cause if you had, I probably wouldn't be here

    You rarely spanked me
    When i was bad
    If you'd beaten me to death, I'd probably be mad
    Cause if I was dead, I probably wouldn't be here

    I'm so very glad
    You had sex with my daddy
    So that I could be born
    To make you very happy

    From your loving son, I wish you a happy Mother's Day.

    The End
  • sprytel
    Talkative Member
    • Jun 26, 2009
    • 6539

    #2
    Lol. You have a bright future in greeting cards!

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